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molded by things well beyond our acknowledgment
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“seek help from the thing we used to replace you”

this isn’t just a disturbing universe, it’s just depressing

i confess that i never used the little case or the wrist strap for the wii remote and i only learned that you needed them when i was playing sonic unleashed, was flailing my arms around like a fucking manic, and wound up tossing the controller right into my face

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: now it’s a bunch of UNIDENTIFIED AVIANS doing it

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: the tallying duties have now been handed to the AMBIGUOUS MATTER ENTITY by order of the a

turns out it’s cherry koolaid that doesn’t have enough sugar in it

going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge

going to drink some of whatever’s in that weird pitcher in the fridge

wordpress works well when it’s not acting as the frontend and thus not stuffed with plugins

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: the tallying duties have now been handed to the AMBIGUOUS MATTER ENTITY by order of the a

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: where the fuck am i

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE: the whole fucking building is gone now

ELECTION UPDATE: The Machine Oracle has fucking died trying to do the Macarena. Election tallying duties have been passed to 8 fennec foxes in a trenchcoat.

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after getting through MOTHER and EarthBound, i spun up my old copy of Pokemon X, and i can’t help but feel Pokemon is more forgiving than most RPGs usually are

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: i am being blackmailed

ELECTION UPDATE UPDATE: the whole fucking building is gone now

ELECTION UPDATE: The Machine Oracle has fucking died trying to do the Macarena. Election tallying duties have been passed to 8 fennec foxes in a trenchcoat.