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Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.

Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word

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Screen time is too high, time to uninstall every app 👍

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I swear my mom has 500 ping the way she responds to questions 💀💀💀

Nighty night

Was driving, now just shaking with anxiety (was on roads this time) (it was easier than expected) (not shaking really)

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Hahaha what.

I don't think I have that but I already have amblyopia...

So apparently the constant staticky background to your entire field of vision isn’t a thing everyone has and it’s just something called visual snow??? I swear I need to stop accidentally discovering that things I’ve had my entire life are actually incurable chronic conditions cause this happened with the tinnitus too

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Gonna go driving for the first time :3

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So my friend got 28 hours of playtime in Helldivers 2 in 2 days...

This was by and far the most intense mission I have gone on. I'm glad to have my squadron at my side.

Citizens of Super Earth, we would like to highlight the achievements of another helldiver today. Our in-house helldiver, Chief @toaks, and his squadron composed of Space Cadet bread overlord, Marshal breadmed, and Admiral dominatator have achieved a massive blow to our automaton enemies.

Successfully completing a “helldive" onto Malevelon Creek, these brave helldivers took down hundreds of bots and critical points of interest before extracting with every member of the squad. Your commitment to Super Earth will not be forgotten.

♥️

Citizens of Super Earth —

Today we would like to highlight the valiant efforts of helldiver skull admiral "Sarge," who has managed to take down legions of robots on Malevelon Creek without a squad.

youtu.be/Bu7shOTZrJ4

This helldiver is a prime example of what every helldiver should live up to. For Super Earth!

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Reposting to spread democracy

Remember: a dead bug is a good bug!

The urge to make an alternative account to provide updates to the citizens of super earth 🦅🦅🦅

SUICIDE MISSION HELLDIVERS 2 IS CRAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅

The urge to make an alternative account to provide updates to the citizens of super earth 🦅🦅🦅

SUICIDE MISSION HELLDIVERS 2 IS CRAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅

SUICIDE MISSION HELLDIVERS 2 IS CRAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅

I feel like the third wheel in every friend group, the person who's welcome but no one seeks out

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I feel like I'm catching only glimpses as life rushed by