@toaks

https://toaks.sparkshell.sh/ Um, what the sigma? Official treasurer of the Crack house.Straight White Male. Pacific Time Zone
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Damn really cured my depression by being happy

This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.

Hey guys! I just finished the first complete and stable version of my history project and I need some play testing and or bug reporting.

Important: turbowarp is required to play it bc widescreen is needed for levels.

Thx :)

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/915366088/

Its still crazy to think about lockdown

Scooby Doo villains be flying and throwing cars with their pinky finger and explaining it with "oh it was an exoskeleton and CGI projections"

The Finals open beta drops tomorrow

I am super hyped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HX5JyT18o

I'm going to purchase $11 worth of critically acclaimed games (4 of them)

It's me, Barry!

Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.

The concept of something like Google assistant is cool but never really executed well without things like full house integration, for example.

-a group of do-gooders hears of the tales sung by the bards

-this has got to be cap

-they go to the city the bard mentions

-find the shadow wizard money gang and shadow government

-go and spread word to free cities

-you need something big to clean up this mess

-hold a council meeting with world powers

-”legalize nuclear bombs”

-no one is taking that

-get stripped of your status

-cast out of all society

-try to maintain your connections to the shadow wizard money gang through the few spies you have who are still loyal

-you fail

-give up on wizardry and become a warlock

-make a deal with the god of death for power in return for both your magical power and your soul

-steal a nuke from russia

-return to capital city

-attempt to blackmail both normal governments and shadow wizard money gang

-they don’t know what a nuke is

-blackmail fails

-detonate nuke

-it was faulty

-bruh

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

Did you know that humans get energy from sugar? Proteins are important too but a lot of energy for living stuff is sugar

Also the sugar bad thing is mainly for excessive added sugars

telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

This is a huge moment

Finally hit level 35 in Pokemon Go

Vampire cars be like:

I want to siphon your gas

The masculine urge to turn yourself into a pickle

Been playing ultrakill and battlebit a bunch, I like ultrakill 11/10 but I wish battlebit was a little less aecade-y and more strategy based

Elementals: 31 minutes in and a minimum of 16 racist comments or actions (eg, a stadium made for "all elements" almost killing something made of fire, or a city hall office again, made for all elements to have to access, full of plants that fire burns)