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  • dundee, scotland

i speak english fluently and im learning spanish ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

it would be really cool and funny if you follow me

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i love dming these advertising bots and then trolling them with a classic deez nuts prank

language learners - do you keep a sort of diary in the language youโ€™re learning?

i do this with gaelic and it works really well, i try to write stuff in it every day

my playlist name says it all

STOP! ๐Ÿ›‘ TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TOO RECENTLY! ๐ŸŽถ

finally the summer holidays

and why he ourple ๐Ÿ˜‚

eh i thought that silly post i made would get deleted (sorry jeffaloโ€ผ๏ธ)

this bot has been tweakin

Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit

bro the recent event in russia absolutely flopped, devs should have buffed the wagner group ๐Ÿ˜ข

guys did you know that kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are???

probably the most [redacted] roblox ban iโ€™ve got

this was in an admin game

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im sure a few people do worldbuilding or are interested in worldbuilding around here, if so, take a look at my instant grams: https://www.instagram.com/taelerum/

i post worldbuilding stuff there, heres a map i made recently:

this fr is an xbox360 ass social media ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜”

xbox360 ass social media. we met. But if you arrive, you all right now, pretty often, and scratches are canonicaly he/they/it/bot)
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blud fr stole @dertermenterโ€™s post

Hey there, everyone! Owen here, ready to share a little story that's guaranteed to make you laugh. ๐Ÿ˜„

So, picture this: I'm sitting in my math exam, trying to solve those mind-boggling equations, when suddenly, I feel a rumble in my stomach. Uh-oh, not a good sign! But being the daredevil that I am, I thought I could hold it in. Boy, was I wrong!

As the minutes passed, my stomach growled louder than a hungry bear. I was in deep trouble. Panic started to set in, and I could swear the invigilators were giving me suspicious glances. But little did they know the epic battle happening inside me.

I desperately tried to focus on the exam, but the pressure was unbearable. I couldn't hold it any longer. In a moment of sheer clumsiness, I dropped my pen. And guess what? That was the tipping point!

In a disastrous turn of events, my bodily functions decided to go full blast. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie, but definitely not one you'd want to be in. My trousers and pants were no match for the force of nature happening down there.

The chaos that followed was something straight out of a wild dream. Shit went flying, desks were covered, and the horrified screams echoed through the exam hall. I may have unintentionally turned it into a real-life Jackson Pollock masterpiece. Oops!

My bathroom mishap during the exam led to unexpected consequences. Lesson learned: always be prepared. Embrace the absurdity and create unforgettable moments together! Stay awesome, my friends! ๐ŸคฃโœŒ