Fortunately, mr beast comes and tells him the pit won’t ever kill him

Unfortunately, he’s scared.

Fortunately, the giant pit of lava won't ever kill him (but he doesn't know that)

unfortunately, changing them isn’t possible right now, due to the giant pit of lava that just spontaneously generated below him causing bigger problems right now

unfortunately, only zuckerberg himself can change them

Fortunately, they can be changed

Unfortunately, those are only measurements against piles of sugar (https://translate.google.com/?sl=de&tl=en&text=zuckerberg)

fortunately, there are ill-documented anti-zuckerburg measures built into the website

unfortunately, he only realizes that after he already bought wasteof.money, so to encourage people to keep using it, he doesn’t tell anyone that he bought it and silently bans people who try to tell others that the website belongs to mark zuckerberg

fortunately, mark zuckerburg realizes that if he takes wasteof.money, the entire userbase will stop using it

Unfortunately, Mark did that so he himself can take wasteof.money

Fortunately, Mark Zuckerberg fires that underling.

Unfortunately, one of Mark Zuckerberg’s underlings has threatened jeffalo to give meta wasteof.money

Fortunately, it was an unrelated gunfire in a video game, and Jeffalo has already renamed it to wasteof.money, so AI Elon Musk’s statement didn’t make sense, and was therefore caught as being AI.

Unfortunately, an AI clone of Elon Musk that everyone thinks is the real Elon Musk for some reason makes a statement saying “I did not authorize jeffalo to have x.money” and then the gunfire started