Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)
I’ll start with: “I found this website.“
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fortunately, there are ill-documented anti-zuckerburg measures built into the website
unfortunately, he only realizes that after he already bought wasteof.money, so to encourage people to keep using it, he doesn’t tell anyone that he bought it and silently bans people who try to tell others that the website belongs to mark zuckerberg
fortunately, mark zuckerburg realizes that if he takes wasteof.money, the entire userbase will stop using it
Unfortunately, one of Mark Zuckerberg’s underlings has threatened jeffalo to give meta wasteof.money
Fortunately, it was an unrelated gunfire in a video game, and Jeffalo has already renamed it to wasteof.money, so AI Elon Musk’s statement didn’t make sense, and was therefore caught as being AI.
Unfortunately, an AI clone of Elon Musk that everyone thinks is the real Elon Musk for some reason makes a statement saying “I did not authorize jeffalo to have x.money” and then the gunfire started
fortunately, Elon Musk gives it back to jeffalo because he wasted his money on it
Unfortunately, Jeffalo, whilst running away from the prison turned AWS office, has been stuck in prison for so long that Elon Musk has bought wasteof.money and changed it’s name to x.money
jeffalo escaped. but the prison explodes, and is turned into an aws office.
:O such a honor to have you here
unfortunately that’s not quite an appropriate answer but it’s okay I guess
Unfortunately, the cameras were replaced with the best in the market and jeffalo is captured once more
unfortunately, they only glitch on wednesdays from 9:17AM to 3:29PM