unfortunately, it doesnt matter that radi8 is the only person aware of this and jeffalo gets captured again

Fortunately, radi8 is the only person in the world who is aware of this

unfortunately, the prison has cameras that zoom 12 kilometers

Fortunately, it’s only by 12 kilometers, which is relatively close.

unfortunately, the the number overflowed several times and its now pretty close to jeffalo

fortunately, the prison and everything inside except for jeffalo gets teleported 300,000,000,000,000,000,000km away from him

unfortunately, he gets recaptures and never manages to escape again

fortunately, he has escaped

unfortunately, he is charged and sentenced to life in prison

fortunately, jeffalo is bailed out of jail by an anonymous figure

Unfortunately, that former wasteof.money didn’t like wasteof.money (how?!)

Fortunately, the jail is run by a former wasteof.money user.

Unfortunately, he tried to pay someone called “No one”, and is now in jail.

Fortunately, Jeffalo used them anyways (no one can tell the difference)

Unfortunately, those $10,000 are fake.