Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)

I’ll start with: “I found this website.“

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fortunately, Elon Musk gives it back to jeffalo because he wasted his money on it

Unfortunately, Jeffalo, whilst running away from the prison turned AWS office, has been stuck in prison for so long that Elon Musk has bought wasteof.money and changed it’s name to x.​money

jeffalo escaped. but the prison explodes, and is turned into an aws office.

:O such a honor to have you here

unfortunately that’s not quite an appropriate answer but it’s okay I guess

Unfortunately, the cameras were replaced with the best in the market and jeffalo is captured once more

fortunately, it’s 2pm on a wednesday

unfortunately, they only glitch on wednesdays from 9:17AM to 3:29PM

Fortunately, those cameras are dollar-store quality and glitch a lot

unfortunately, it doesnt matter that radi8 is the only person aware of this and jeffalo gets captured again

Fortunately, radi8 is the only person in the world who is aware of this

unfortunately, the prison has cameras that zoom 12 kilometers

Fortunately, it’s only by 12 kilometers, which is relatively close.

unfortunately, the the number overflowed several times and its now pretty close to jeffalo

fortunately, the prison and everything inside except for jeffalo gets teleported 300,000,000,000,000,000,000km away from him

unfortunately, he gets recaptures and never manages to escape again

fortunately, he has escaped

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