I finished my homework way earlier than I thought I would and I still felt like messing around on my computer so I made some random arbitrary criteria for a points system and ranked all 50 US states (+ D.C.) into a tier list:

tell me which placement makes you the most upset in the comments below!!

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Why is Nebraska last

simply there is nothing there

everything above D is upsetting /hj

North Carolina ftw 💪😏

I was tempted to dock North Carolina for their barbecue alone, but that wasn’t in the criteria and otherwise the state is pretty great. I could probably live there and be happy

Wdym barbecue is great

You guys have the weird vinegar sauce stuff

We also have normal tomato sauce stuff

hmm…

I will admit I’ve only had barbecue there once or twice, but I’m going down to Chapel Hill in a little over a week so maybe I’ll try again

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Did you at all, consider, that Scott the woz lives in Ohio?

That only diminishes my opinion of scott the woz unfortunately

Fair enough

how did my state of Arkansas get anything but a D

It has the ozarks, otherwise I’m indifferent

Florida is not S tier.

Home state bias + ocean + national park stuff

I don’t know much about the US so the one that upsets me the most is everyone in the “—” tier because that’s not how tier lists are aupposef to woek.

Idk how tier lists are supposed to work, but in this case that just means equally good and bad or I don’t feel anything. It’s the starting point that my opinion can go up or down from, and I ran out of letters (C worked but then I needed more separation for states I liked, and D implies bad)

Im happy that my state is an a tier

That means you have a good state

I very much agree with the a tier

5 likes and I’ll do Canadian provinces (I have no experience at all with Canada)

20 likes and I’ll do Russian federal subjects (I have even less experience with Russia)