pls pls pls I beg interact with this it’ll be fun and significantly less horrible than you think c’mon pleeease

chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging

time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)

[SIMULATION: INTERACTION OPPROTUNITY AVAILIBLE]
Mar 2, 2024, 1:34 AM
8 2 5

comments (single view)

give now (this is a robbery I will bite you if you don’t)

okay

gives

splendid

opens the bag and starts eating them in an uncannily human way

oh right

due to 3e text-based medium of 3is conversation, which still somehow has 3e spacial-esque properties of me being able to hand you a bag of chips, i forgot 3at you are not a human at present

yes, hey look over there there’s a giant cube you should go check it out

points at the giant cube that was totally there the entire time

looks in 3e direction of The Cube

huh, i wonder if it’s made of tungsten, or cube

See more replies
View all comments