had a camera put down my throat today, how has your day been going?

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I had McDonald’s as I’m a fat fuck.

at you’re being honest mate

Dw bro my BMI is healthy, but I did have McDonald’s. It was nice I enjoyed it

how did i misread this as “i crushed a 3 dollar camera”

was turned into fried chicken from standing in a singular room for roughly 5 hours

was amusing

i could totally crush a 3 dollar camera

punch it and see a photo of a “random guy” in egypt (this is a dumb reference)

Had air down my throat, terrifying

I had a cinnamon roll (times 3) put down my throat by my hand, it wasn't scary.

whole lotta cinnamon

had some water put down my throat. it was scary

sheesh that is scary