OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

Our Administration has hit the ground running, and we already are making progress to ensure silliness around the nation. Here are some things to know on our cabinet’s first day:

1. The Secretary of the Treasury @Toaks has begun tax collections. He has added a new requirement that you list at least 1 way you plan to waste money. Please ensure you file your tax returns as soon as possible here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66ac36e860c77df1a95d148f

2. The Secretary of Health and Human Services @radi8 has made an account for their department on wasteof, find it at @dohhs and don’t forget to follow for more news from the department! They are already planning policies like Mediwaste and Medisave.

3. The Secretary of Transportation @mef has announced it’s MTRGFTFT (Making Transportation Really Good For The First Time) initiative to make our transport system the best and silliest one on Earth! The first stage of the initiative is METH (Mef Ethical Transportation Hierarchy), which you can learn about here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66ac28dd60c77df1a95d140c

Info for administration members

Feel free to do what you think would be funny for your department, make an account if you wish, and I will make a logo for it like I did for @dohhs, or just post on your own account! Remember the aim is to ensure silliness, also think about how your department can fulfil my manifesto!

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