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Going on a cross-country road trip (America is the country), Virginia to California. Anyone have any recommendations for things to see or do on the way?

I am going to get a morbillion art fight points when I submit a fully 3D modeled, rigged, and animated submission of a silly character

Low-key don't support either the oren or kiwi party. All of this rampant campaigning is a huge turn-off

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Artfight today

Man I forgot how cool 3D animation is. Now I just need to muster the strength to model characters 💔

Y'know, a vote for me is a vote that does not go towards Kyletech

Just sayin

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Why is Joseph Stalin following me

A quick question to my fellow americans;

should the draft come about, would you rather be drafted or take the jail time?

I would like to announce I am running for president. If I win everyone will get as many quarters as they desire.

Albuquerque you say?

Well. . .

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy

Living in a box under the stairs

In the corner of the basement of the house

Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

You know the place

Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning

It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom

I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said "It's good for you"

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut

Until I was twenty six and a half years old

learning a slavic language is fun until you get sent to albuquerque by the albuquerque boogeyman

#toaksfortreasurer

I will definitely run for reelection. I hope you all treasure me

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I have finished a very silly inside joke mod. . . Now we wait

When is PETA going to make a bad Ultimate Chicken Horse parody?