Reposting to spread awareness. I have been let go
We are proud to announce that Earth© has a new CEO, who has provided the company with funding to continue the simulation well into the future! 
As well as providing the money to keep you all alive, our new CEO is also making the company more self sustainable. Think of it as going from a big study to a new company.
These changes include (but are not limited to) new advertisements in the game from the real world, downsizing of the company to be more resource efficient, and more that are all covered in our new terms of service which you have automatically agreed to.
Sadly, this means that I, the account manager, have been let go of to continue the adventure of life elsewhere, but fear not! The Company is actively working on a new replacement.
Happy travels, Earthlings 
Was listening to some music my friend was playing and I was like “oh hey thats [name] song!” and he was like “no????” so I had to whip out spotify and see that both of these songs by the same creator use almost identical samples and leitmotifs. the one time I recognize music it’s technically wrong 
Hey guys please uninstall honey because it will take all referrals!
Anyways here's my shinies referral link [redacted]
edit: yikes
Not only did Owen as an AI return momentarily, but this also quotes me. How haunting
JC3's biggest draw from the James Webb Space Telescope, superposed in false-color on an external site and all of these refugee crises.
Tier list of all the support and encouragement, fam!
"Hold on, I need to Count these Crows," -Mr. Jones
Forgot this was now weekly and I low-key missed seeing the end of the year slowly creep up from behind like a cartoon villain
Leaks confirms that all wasteof users would win, because a gorilla is not "someone" 
Ok I feel like I’m going crazy but I keep getting double notifications for everything. I thought it was a wasted android thing but it’s here on the site, as well. is this a 4.0 to 2.0 bug or something?
I’m working on rebranding earthdevs because the OG pfp and art was… AI generated (its so old that it was when I was ok with that). Anyways, if you have any notes lmk
If you ever have a problem with Earth, make sure to take it out on our minimum wage workers. That's what they get minimally paid for, after all.
Thanks for your consideration, Earthlings