as your secretary of state, i can confidently say that we are not keeping any secrets from you guys. we’re honest about everything, and will never try to steer you from the truth. the earth is definitely round, australia does indeed exist, and there are no underground lizard people. you’re welcome

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You seem to be uncertain of yourself. Could you elaborate on that?

i can:

i promise i good, not bad

the lack of end mark in the last sentence is suspicious…

Ignore the blue letters they mean nothing :D

mfw they're yellow on mobile 🤑