way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true, because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in leonard nimoy's butt.
…i was off by three, but i still won the grand prize. that's right, a first class one-way ticket to
aw yeah
you know ive never been on a real airplane before and i gotta tell ya it was really great
except that i had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor