@noodle | wasteof.money 4

way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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@noodle Dec 11, 2024, 1:33 AM

aw yeah

you know ive never been on a real airplane before and i gotta tell ya it was really great

@kiwi Dec 11, 2024, 1:45 AM

except that i had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor

@noodle Dec 11, 2024, 1:53 AM

and the little kid in the back of me kept throwing up the whole time

@kiwi Dec 11, 2024, 3:48 AM

the flight attendants ran out of dr. pepper and salted peanuts

@noodle Dec 11, 2024, 2:38 PM

and the in flight movie was BIO-DOME with PAULY SHORE

@kiwi Dec 11, 2024, 5:49 PM

and, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside AND THE PLANE EXPLODED IN A GIANT FIREBALL AND EVERYBODY DIED

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