way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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thats when i knew it was true love

we were inseparable after that

aw, we ate together, we bathed together

we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

the world was our burrito

so we got married and we bought us a house and had 2 beautiful children

nathaniel and superfly!!11!!

oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

but then one fateful night, zelda said to me

she said "sweetie pumpkin? do you wanna join the columbia record club?"

i said WOAH

hold on now, baby, i'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment

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