me when i echo "c" > /proc/sysrq-trigger on every linux device on the school network
that was the most boring super bowl ever
i was literally asleep for the first three quarters
i was gonna rant about not having a place to rant
i seem to remember you bugging me last night about wasteof being down so there’s no “was gonna” about it
stupid idiot
i was gonna post something funny then i realized wasteof was down so then i was gonna rant about not having a place to rant. now its open and i forget what i was gonna post originally because doing my math homework made me happy. but also i didn’t do the last three questions so idk if my teacher will hate me or not. so anyway i was gonna post something but like i forgot. so i think ‘im going crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. what am i saying i’m still crazy. also rats are cute. they’re so cuddly and adorable. i don’t get the hate. unless they’re ugly. then i get the hate. i want to go storm chasing but also like scary tornado. and what if i end up in enderlin 2.0? but seeing tornado would be SO COOL. but then again what if the tornado turns out like rainsville, el reno, joplin or tri-state. but that would be so cool. tornadoes are so cool
there have been legal cases decided over an oxford comma, so you are objectively wrong
for my whole life ive had a deep hatred of the oxford comma
but now my english teacher is forcing me to use it
it’s so pointless, ugly, unnecessary and stupid.
why add it? it makes list look full, difficult to read, busy, and complicated.
@jeffalo how painfully obvious is it that i only just learned how to use nodejs and bcrypt 
this could very well be some of if not the worst javascript ive ever written
our school asked me and @confusedg to make a web application where they could log chromebook repairs
@confusedg did the frontend and i did the backend, and i ended up making a couple of postgres databases, which was cool because i’ve never used postgres before this
the school conveniently forgot that they probably should have asked for superuser access to the database before i set it all up
i am now in control of everyone’s repair book accounts, the log databases, and the web app itself
they have mistakenly given me an unbelievably important thing to hold over their heads
@jeffalo please add dislikes so i can bomb this post
DID YOU KNOW
Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock.
And nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday
i showed this to someone and all they said was “prepare for dropped packets” and then they walked away
what beef could one possibly have with fortinet
this is the one time you’ll see me agree with her
we had a false fire alarm and three power outages in the first three and a half hours