i just had a genius streak where i thought i invented this amazing new color encoding scheme for computers until i realized i had just reinvented hexadecimal color
i just finished book 5 of the stormlight archive and now whenever i hear the words “invest,” “honor,” “cultivate,” “cognition,” “spirit,” “shard,” or “surge” i visibly flinch
i’m going insane
shut up and listen to your lecture on c++ while loops
despite the donation thing being a scam, watching blaze get essentially drop tabled in real time was a disappointing experience and i didn't enjoy seeing this teenager’s entire project get destroyed because a couple of people didnt like how it was vibe coded
i just wrote a three page long email to my computer science teacher explaining how to use that custom 8×8 ram chip i designed a couple months back
if you let mtt know i’m sure he’d fix that
Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything
By The Wasted Onion: Trump Throws Tantrum Online After Visiting Holiday Inn Express Where Room Didn’t Include So Much As A Mint On Pillow
WASHINGTON—Furiously typing on his smartphone after his experience at the hotel chain, U.S. President Donald Trump threw a tantrum online after visiting the Holiday Inn Express Washington DC Downtown where his room didn’t even include so much as a mint on his pillow. “A REAL DISGRACE took place at the Holiday Inn Express Washington DC Downtown that I visited today - The FRAUDS at the Weak and failing IHG couldn’t even be BOTHERED to put a single MINT ON THE PILLOWS! The losers running this sorry Hotel are likely part of the TERRORIST Group ANTIFA! Along with Sleepy Joe and Woke Radical Left lunatics, they have WAGED WAR on putting MINTS ON PILLOWS in the Name of Evil DEI Programs!! America DESERVES the right to walk into a hotel Room and find a MINT on their PILLOWS! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT,” said the first of 148 Truth Social posts about the Holiday Inn location. “Starting immediately, we will begin the process to PROSECUTE the Owners of IHG for the SINISTER AND WOKE REMOVAL OF MINTS ON PILLOWS! Americans deserve to have a Mint on their pillows when they visit a Hotel. We will Eliminate this WOKE AGENDA BY THE SLEEPY RADICAL ANTIFA LEFT LUNATICS! Thank you for your attention on this matter. MAKE HOTEL PILLOWS MINT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT,” said the 148th post made to the president's Truth social account. In response, a spokesperson for IHG Hotels & Resorts said that the reason mints were not left on pillows anymore was due to tariffs that made the cost of mints 1000% more expensive due to the president's tariffs, explaining that the company would “go goddamn bankrupt” if it were to continue the practice. At press time, Democrats claimed that Trump's threats of prosecution against IHG upper management were “un-American,” but that they were not willing to do anything to help curb the attacks, with Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) saying that Holiday Inn hotels “are complete shit,” before remarking he will “just let Donald do what he’s gonna do.”
This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!
i love it when i try to buy a replacement mainboard for a water damaged laptop and it costs more than the laptop itself
my beer just offered me 16…i’m dad…
also ive met your mom and this sounds exactly like something she would say
