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creator of the hit website wasteof dot money
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if i saw a banana with seeds, i’d freak out the same way someone from the 1500s would if they saw one without seeds

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i get so sad thinking about the dinosaurs. they were probably so scared and confused when the asteroid hit :(

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first time using vim: how do i quit?

now: why would i quit?

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today i learnt that australians spell jail as gaol and i cant stop laughing

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cool thing about this new server is it reduces wasteof’s monthly operating costs considerably, despite being quicker!

SORRY FOR THE DOWNTIME EVERYONE!

just moved wasteof to a new server and things are now stable probably. let me know if things feel faster, slower, etc

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it would be cool if there was an app that automatically syncs everyone’s music in the same space so you’re all hearing the same song in real-time. like a playlist, but social. kinda like… a local audio stream. and if needed they could have human hosts who talk between songs to relay info quickly to people. like announcements, event updates, or news or whatever. wild no one’s done that before.

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i thought wasteof was safe

we’re still going strong ❤️❤️

happy national girlfriend day, i’m glad i get to spend it with @mill ❤️❤️

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whoever designed “shake to report a bug” ux pattern must think users just start violently convulsing when something breaks

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😭 they’re actually now way more stable just one cable keeps popping out while im asleep

The last couple of days

wasteof servers yesterday

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SORRY FOR THE DOWNTIME EVERYONE!

just moved wasteof to a new server and things are now stable probably. let me know if things feel faster, slower, etc

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coldplay just dropped four singles yesterday

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What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”

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not sure how big my javascript developing audience on wasteof is but:

bun is really amazing for weird hacky things.

for instance, i wanted to test the logic of a function from a giant server side app that has loads of require() s for a bunch of libraries that only work in server side nodejs.

normally, this would be really painful, and i’d have to modify the script manually to make it work in the browser. most likely, it’ll be less work just to reimplement the function in browser compatible js.

but with bun.. no problem at all. i can literally just write an html file with <script type=”module”> that straight up imports the file, bun figures out all the cjs/esm/whatever, and lets me compile that out to a website that somehow magically works. bun is really cool.

i even wrote a sketchy script to inline everything and send it off to my server (which generates a url i can share with my colleagues). insane iterative feedback loop.

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i wish i discovered the gym earlier because wdym there’s a direct path to tackle my deepest insecurities

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