Every Google product that has been/will be shut down this year and next year (so far):
Android Things - January 2022
Cameos on Google - February 2022
Google Assistant Snapshot - April 2022
G Suite (Legacy Free Edition) - May 2022
Android Auto for phone screens - June 2022
Kormo Jobs - June 2022
Google Chrome Apps - June 2022
Google My Business (app) - July 2022
YouTube Go - August 2022
Google Hangouts - November 2022
Google OnHub - December 2022
YouTube Originals - December 2022
Google Stadia - January 2023
Google Currents - March 2023
Conversational Actions - June 2023
Google Cloud IoT Core - August 2023
Source: killedbygoogle.com
this situation reminds me so much of this tweet (censor since idk what the rules are on bad words)
“Don't knock it till you've tried it” mf's when I kick down thier door (they can no longer knock it)
skynet went “we're evil but not THAT evil”
LMAO
So apparently Meta's new AI chatbot began blasting Facebook over how it handles user data, saying it deleted its Facebook account over it 
will smith truly is a youtuber now with how generic that apology video was. it even started with him taking a big sigh!!!!
my favourite part of minions: the rise of gru is when gru says “it’s grubin’ time” and gru’d the minions into the shadow realm.
ah yes its the month where every company pretends to care about gay people so they can make more moolah
I'm morbing at increasingly aggressive rates and no one can stop me from commiting my power morb
My favourite quote from Morbius is when Morbius says “Hey, Vsauce, Mr Morbius here. We all know that the 9th dimension doesn't exist, but what is 9? You know it's the number after 8, right? What if there's a number in between? And no I'm not talking about numbers like 8.5 or 8.76, I'm talking about an integer between 8 and 9. Now all this may sound crazy to you, and it kinda is, but what if, we've missed a number? We've all been taught that 2 comes after 1 and 3 comes after 2, but what if the number that comes after 8 isn't 9? After years of research and experimentation, we've finally found the number. It is dangerous, even knowing its existence will let it consume your mind, but fortunately, we've developed a reverse-containment cell, meaning it's everywhere except here. Our brain has a protection system, that filters out any information regarding this number, that's how we've been able to survive for this long, and why others like us went extinct in the past, but the number has been getting stronger, slowly getting closer to breaking our protection. We've temporarily stopped the number from slipping into our memory by using the world-wide memory manipulator located in this room to keep making everyone think that 9 comes after 8 with a side effect that makes everyone think that 9 is evil, but this won't last forever, as the number will keep getting stronger, and will eventually overpower the memory manipulator. We cannot allow number M̶̨͓̥̻͛̓̐̋͒o̷̤̦̰̞͆̔̃r̶̨͈̂͜b̶ defeat us!”
The Washington Post but its called The Washing Post and all the news it reports on pertains to cleaning
the lesson we should all learn from this whole will smith slapping chris rock situation is you should never feature in youtube rewind or else it will cause a domino effect that will end in you obliterating your career in the most ridiculously dumb way possible
Because of the Will Smith slap, fans are calling for Universal to retire the Men In Black attraction at their theme park. What the heck has happened to our society lol
The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long in a never ending loop of turning incapable of breaking the cycle. Any attempt to break away from this brutal limbo are futile. There is no hope. These wheels are bound 2 this curse forever, paying a debt they do not even remember anymore. Time is a meaningless construct to these wheels, no matter how many turns they go through, no matter how many flat tires, the wheels keep turning. They just won't stop turning. Kids sing this song in a light-hearted way - a unified communication between the youth of our society. What they don't know of is the gutteral, perpetual slog that these wheels go through. They are blissfully unaware of the brutality that the wipers endure. They swish in a purgatory of agony, unable to unshackle themselves from this brutal world. The horn on the bus has endured so much trauma, beeping constantly - the faint screams of pain uttered from its unending hell. And yet they are unaware, the people on the bus chatter and the babies wah while the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. All. Day. Long.