burrito is like a natural disaster, there is nothing you can do to stop it, all you can do is run for shelter and hope that it passes over quickly and that the destruction it leaves in its wake spares you your life
when u jorkin ur shit straight vigorous style and ur skin starts molting off like a snake so you lwk js grind it up and use it as seasoning 
we ALL relate
Serious post
A lot is being said about the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk right now. Before I continue I’ll let you know I’m not celebrating this.
What I feel is most tragic is that this could’ve been prevented, instead of treating the Second Amendment in such a way in which it cannot have any prerequisites before ownership has allowed violence like what happened today to happen. Kirk himself said “it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.“ This in a lot ways tragically sealed his and countless other peoples demise.
Less than an hour after the shooting, another shooting critically wounded 3 children in a Denver high school. America has had 309 mass shootings this year alone according to Wikipedia’s list, many that could’ve been prevented if guns were regulated like we regulate cars or voting, by registering them, being able to track them and having checks to ensure we don’t give guns to dangerous people. Other countries like Switzerland work like this.
What’s tragic too is that even those mourning the loss of Charlie Kirk right now in the American conservative space will not advocate for anything I listed, including politicians, which ensures more gun violence will occur, killing innocent children in schools and countless other civilians who did nothing to deserve being shot, as well as even more political violence. All because of greed and a lack of humanity in America’s political system.
kinda crazy how i’ve not cared at all about any new smartphone releases the last few years. like oh, the new one is marginally faster? it has ai? whatever lol. the innovation has cratered because smartphones already do almost anything we’d ever want them too
wait your phones don't default to 24 hour time??
Everyone switches their phone to use 24 hour time and thinks they’re different… come back to me when you’re using Eastern Arabic numerals
sorry it was me and what I did last night that made them up the response level (I got too goofy)
real og's remember when I used to post my random thoughts onto @da-ta (which is what this account is now) while this account was basically just me acting like a maniac
I hear system32 is important
it really is shocking how fast some people will throw away their empathy for their fellow human beings just because a rich politician who has never faced any true hardships tells them they don't deserve your empathy
the woke mob is trying to censor us wasteof users, utterly despicable!
very proud of the latest article I posted on the wasted Onion about the UK banning sugar, spice and everything nice, got a lot of good and funny ideas out of it and having alpha for the account made it easier to work on since I don't need to constantly edit down articles to fit the 1500 character limit
the uk is such an embarrassing country to live in, there’s a reason i just say i’m scottish because i hope people forget that its part of the uk. to think that the political class is so devoid of ideas or solutions that they’re now at the stage of begging citizens to delete emails to save some water is just pathetic.
https://www.404media.co/uk-asks-people-to-delete-emails-in-order-to-save-water-during-drought/
