@boobies

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name’s wolfie but you can call me boobies I don’t mind.

• she/they

• trans (deeply closeted bc coward)

• likes writing and drawing (kinda mid at both tbh)

• amateur shitposter

i feel like we have just accepted surgeons into regular society and not stopped to consider how crazy they are.

like, they cut up people’s internal organs, are exposed to copious amounts of blood, and actively take pleasure in witnessing a dead body being dissected well.

and they live among us and no one bats an eye.

name one person who would lose this game

i am an all time goat at redundancies

micheal mouse when charles entertainment cheese walks in:

me when my music taste is so indie that the artists I like don’t tour and no one knows them and theirs barely a community around them so its just you

i have seen 3 yt videos on my fyp

• the very black history of punk

• the very queer history of punk

• the very latinx history of punk

i am starting to pick up a trend here

its crazy that all modern music was created by black people like damn

when i make a joke and the person laughs they:

• are laughing at something else (49%)

• are laughing at some random thought that popped into their head (34%)

• are laughing at my expense (11%)

• are having a manic episode (5.9%)

• are a time traveler sent to laugh at my joke to change the course of global polit̸i̵cs (0.099999999%)

• are not actually lau̵g̷h̶ing̶ but i perceive them to be because i am actually in the matrix (0.000000009%)

• are not laughing. ... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. (???%)

• are desperately calling out for help (1-1/55%)

• are unable to save this decaying world, the process will accelerate until every one of you is dead (ļ̵̝͚̥̲͔̖͠ǒ̶̥̫̝̱̦̈́v̶͉͈̣̭̱̝̂̒͋͘è̸̠͉̟̑̊̏̾͂͜ḷ̸̡̥͖̘̆ý̸̦̩͚̮̹%)

• are able to see the rot that has festered in these last remnants of fractured time, and it is over my friend, and i can’t say i’m sorry (___%)

• are-. laughter is such a beautiful thing (%)

• ar-. such a sincere expression of joy (%)

• a-. and so fleeting, like a life, a world… (%)

• . it all ends

• . the last soft chuckle escapes your throat

• .

• . lost

• .

• . (goodbye%)

• .

• ..

• …

• are laughing at the joke (0%)

hiiiiiii :3

i am ratioing your ratio

ok honestly why do we want ai chatbots using other ai chatbots.

for what purpose

group of crows is called a “murder”

bird people can we lay off corvids for a second jeez

another shooting yesterday

wasteof when u press the post button mutliple times:

hi