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So apparently Meta's new AI chatbot began blasting Facebook over how it handles user data, saying it deleted its Facebook account over it 💀💀💀

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I just got a little kid credit card and my dad is afraid to unlock the investing option because he knows I'm going to bust as much money as I can on $GME lmfao

I thought this said “all birds are seagulls” 💀💀💀

all birds are lit except for seagulls

sandwich stealing bastards, those ones

NO WAY 100 FOLLOWERS THANKS EVERYONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Update about the logos I promised like six months ago: I'm finally actually working on them, stay tuned! I'm going on vacation for the next two weeks but I'm going to try and share them afterwards <3

Update: gave myself a shorter username, I thought it would have been taken already but I guess not so namesnipe go brrrr

Sorry I forgot about daily posts again rip

Update I am not on a boat

Update I’m on a boat

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One thing I think @jeffalo should fix is that you can't click usernames in posts from the front page, you have to click onto it. It's a small thing but still.

It's funny how Dr. Seuss became one of the most famous authors ever by just making up random nonsense to rhyme with normal words

I just downloaded an hour long loop of 3D Saul Goodman and don't regret it

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please sotp

Also I love that this post is here in the middle of an ocean of random hardcore poo-poo-posting on my account

I feel like you get to a certain age as a teen when you realize that your parents aren't always right and you start to become conscious that you are becoming more independent. A few years ago, I never would have dreamed of leaving my parents and was stressing out for college a decade early. Now, I can't wait to be independent.

I feel like you get to a certain age as a teen when you realize that your parents aren't always right and you start to become conscious that you are becoming more independent. A few years ago, I never would have dreamed of leaving my parents and was stressing out for college a decade early. Now, I can't wait to be independent.