School: Here's 5 hours of homework in addition to the 7 hours you already spend in our building. You should also spend at least 3 hours studying for the upcoming test. You should also come to the 2-hour after-school study session! Also, we want you up at 6:00 AM every day so you can be at school at 7. Good luck!
I just started high school and now I realize why people drink coffee why does school start so early wtf
Streaming services! All of the perks of cable, plus:
Five times the ads
A quarter of the content
Rising costs that are almost as much as cable anyways
You have to subscribe to like five of them just to watch your three favorite shows
I don't want to buy subscriptions to fifteen different apps with “plus” at the end of their names just let me watch my freaking Yankee games smh
Sometimes when I leave the house to meet up with friends I take a random piece of food with me like a slice of turkey or a loose handful of shredded cheese. Then once my friends and I get deep into a conversation, I pull the food out of my pocket and start eating it with zero explanation just to mess with them. Does this make me a sociopath?
I forgot to mention that my gf broke up with me because I showed her my half-size Dwayne Johnson head that I 3D printed 