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Do you ever just find a new song that you really like and you like it to the extent that you play it on loop over and over until you no longer enjoy it and then move to the next song?

What an act of blatant plagiarism

Ranch dressing is top notch ngl

Ranch dressing is top notch ngl

School: Here's 5 hours of homework in addition to the 7 hours you already spend in our building. You should also spend at least 3 hours studying for the upcoming test. You should also come to the 2-hour after-school study session! Also, we want you up at 6:00 AM every day so you can be at school at 7. Good luck!

Queen Elizabeth II

1926 - 2022

Rest in peace.

every school day is 41 real life days

I just started high school and now I realize why people drink coffee why does school start so early wtf

Labor Day Weekend lawn mowing ftw

Hope y'all have a most excellent Labor Day and do no labor ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I have poster's block, this is filler content

Happy April Fool's Day!

jelfola wtasteof mobeg

Wordle 438 4/6

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Streaming services! All of the perks of cable, plus:

  • Five times the ads

  • A quarter of the content

  • Rising costs that are almost as much as cable anyways

  • You have to subscribe to like five of them just to watch your three favorite shows

I don't want to buy subscriptions to fifteen different apps with โ€œplusโ€ at the end of their names just let me watch my freaking Yankee games smh

Sometimes when I leave the house to meet up with friends I take a random piece of food with me like a slice of turkey or a loose handful of shredded cheese. Then once my friends and I get deep into a conversation, I pull the food out of my pocket and start eating it with zero explanation just to mess with them. Does this make me a sociopath?

I forgot to mention that my gf broke up with me because I showed her my half-size Dwayne Johnson head that I 3D printed ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€