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Labor Day Weekend lawn mowing ftw

Hope y'all have a most excellent Labor Day and do no labor ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I have poster's block, this is filler content

Happy April Fool's Day!

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Streaming services! All of the perks of cable, plus:

  • Five times the ads

  • A quarter of the content

  • Rising costs that are almost as much as cable anyways

  • You have to subscribe to like five of them just to watch your three favorite shows

I don't want to buy subscriptions to fifteen different apps with โ€œplusโ€ at the end of their names just let me watch my freaking Yankee games smh

Sometimes when I leave the house to meet up with friends I take a random piece of food with me like a slice of turkey or a loose handful of shredded cheese. Then once my friends and I get deep into a conversation, I pull the food out of my pocket and start eating it with zero explanation just to mess with them. Does this make me a sociopath?

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I forgot to mention that my gf broke up with me because I showed her my half-size Dwayne Johnson head that I 3D printed ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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Geometry Dash is the hardest game on earth

Sorry I forgor daily posts because my screen time app took over my phone

I don't hate Dream, I hate his fanbase

I feel like everyone else has a special talent and I'm just mediocre at everything

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I survived one of the hardest trails I've ever hikedย 

Spam this post with as many comments as you can

Make this the most commented wasteof.money post of all time

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