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this is giving hard bhutan energy

The flag of Wales goes so hard for no reason and it's awesome. I love to think that when other countries sat down to design their flags they were being all classy about it, like England would be going "Crumpets! I have the perfect flag idea! A red and white cross!" while America was like "Let's slap 50 fricking stars on this bad boy, freedom baby!" or Scotland would be like "Aye let's make a cross that's white and blue and call it the Saltire, that'd be bonnie" and meanwhile Wales is like "HELL YEAH LETS PUT A FRICKING DRAGON ON THE FLAG, CYMRU!!!!"

Designers will see John Doe and Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet and just be like “hell yeah”

It's interesting to me that the skibidi urinals are never seen after episode 2. It's shown that there are at least three, so where are the rest?

I theorize that the skibidi urinals are an evolutionary relic of a bygone era; their wall-mounted bodies would facilitate movement up and down trees to collect fruits and nuts for sustenance in ancient times. However, natural selection picked them off one by one as a more floor-centric environment was developed. Now, the skibidi urinals have limited mobility compared to their toilet counterparts but it appears that they have still retained their ability to gather in groups and participate in the unmistakable skibidi mating call (skibidi-dop-dop-dop-yes-yes). Maybe their decline was a result of racial conflict between urinals and traditional skibidi toilets?

I think that the skibidi toilets could benefit from implementing some skibidi urinals as spies or ninjas of sorts to infiltrate cameraman territory. It has been seen in previous footage that the cameramen often shoot from the tops of buildings, and the skibidi urinals’ superior climbing abilities would help prevent that sort of thing from happening. The current spider skibidi toilets they have are easily knocked off of the wall by speakermen or TV men. The smaller skibidi urinals might be able to sneak by undetected. They are also much smaller than conventional toilets and they could fit in air ducts and other ventilation to spy on the cameramen.

They have untapped potential!

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I love how about 100 years ago the flu was fatal but modern medicine basically made it harmless but now one of the main causes of death is an indestructible, uncontrollable blob of your own cells that actively works against you and grows until it consumes your own vital organs

it's like looking back at the first mini boss you met in a game while you're facing the Eldritch abomination of a final boss

I feel like I got dared to eat enough weird stuff off of the ground as a kid that i have a strengthened immune system but it makes me toe the line between never getting sick and developing an incurable brain eating parasite

every tumblr thread ever is just enough incoherent gay hollering to fill a bible cover to cover with a guy at the end saying “world heritage post” as if it's the most iconic thing ever

I just heard a British person say their favorite dinner meal is beans on toast

BEANS ON TOAST

  1. what kind of individual eats toast for dinner

  2. WHY ARE THERE BEANS ON IT FKJSGLE

wait 10 more followers until 200!

i am listening to the album right now oimg hoy dhsti

this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever made and that’s saying a lot

hamn

what if ham was spelled like damn

like i almost didn’t buy one because the community is so shit but it actually is better chat please go get one it’s great if you have the money

people who listen to vinyl records will act so pretentiously that you can’t believe them when they say it sounds better. like they complain about how “vinyl is dying” and they’re the direct cause of it because they will bully someone if they don’t buy the $15,000 Poopenfarten XR50000 turntable with a solid diamond needle and a wooden plinth carved by John Lennon himself

people who listen to vinyl records will act so pretentiously that you can’t believe them when they say it sounds better. like they complain about how “vinyl is dying” and they’re the direct cause of it because they will bully someone if they don’t buy the $15,000 Poopenfarten XR50000 turntable with a solid diamond needle and a wooden plinth carved by John Lennon himself

there’s a corny punchline here i’m not gonna use because then I would become one of the people i’m ridiculing

self-proclaimed “dark humor” enjoyers have a hard time trying to make a joke that isn’t about black people

self-proclaimed “dark humor” enjoyers have a hard time trying to make a joke that isn’t about black people