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people are like “omg I'm so cynical” clearly you have never lived inside of a large ceramic jar and beat your meat at people to win arguments

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MUSTAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD 🌭🌭🌭

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does being mlg brainrotted in elementary school in 2nd grade and singing the chorus to ultimate count as being an og denzel curry fan

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thanks for 230 followers

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busssssssssssssss

those who know + Balkan stare + Canadian jelq + Lithuanian munt cancel + Bolivian edgecancel + still water + mango phonk

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wait today I learned that the guy who made cbat literally co-produced most of yeezus with kanye what the hell

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under that clip of jack black playing the saxophone thing someone commented that he's basically Dionysus in disguise and honestly I have never seen a more accurate comparison

why does every kai cenat clip i see look like a fever dream 😭😭😭 like what do you mean he's live right now playing minecraft with an abraham lincoln impersonator

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If you’re reading this I want you

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owen i can help you with that

i want love

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SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a$ap rocky's new single has me rolling bc it has this one line in it that goes “heard dog talkin funny like it's family guy” and i cannot listen to the song with a straight face bc every time the line comes up i am mentally flashbanged with a picture of brian and it drives me insane

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john pork sex

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