@burrito

I HATE TRYING TO FART AND ACCIDENTALLY SHITTING MYSELF

this looks like a shitpost it's funny as fuck

quick PSA being 3 feet tall and addicted to creatine and pre doesn't make you healthy

Go

nothing ever happens don't worry guys

why is mamdani lwk a baddie

whenever my dog gets mentioned in the family group chat my dad reacts with an image of the dog and i think that's so cute like yep dad that's her

“elite ball knowledge” and it's just loss

“___ hate is so forced” “___ love is so forced” SHUT UP AND LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY WANT TO LIKE

100 men probably

the crypt in question how is this real

me at the zoo is 20 today what the shit

I'm touring a lot of colleges and all of them are like “check out our dorms!” And then Navy is like “we have a 300-year-old French pirate buried in a marble sarcophagus in a crypt underneath the church”

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If you get carjacked and they tell you to drive, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car.