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does being mlg brainrotted in elementary school in 2nd grade and singing the chorus to ultimate count as being an og denzel curry fan

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thanks for 230 followers

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busssssssssssssss

those who know + Balkan stare + Canadian jelq + Lithuanian munt cancel + Bolivian edgecancel + still water + mango phonk

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wait today I learned that the guy who made cbat literally co-produced most of yeezus with kanye what the hell

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under that clip of jack black playing the saxophone thing someone commented that he's basically Dionysus in disguise and honestly I have never seen a more accurate comparison

why does every kai cenat clip i see look like a fever dream 😭😭😭 like what do you mean he's live right now playing minecraft with an abraham lincoln impersonator

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If you’re reading this I want you

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owen i can help you with that

i want love

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SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a$ap rocky's new single has me rolling bc it has this one line in it that goes “heard dog talkin funny like it's family guy” and i cannot listen to the song with a straight face bc every time the line comes up i am mentally flashbanged with a picture of brian and it drives me insane

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john pork sex

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Letters of the alphabet ranked in how close they are to the top of the keyboard (tiebreaker is how close they are to the left of the keyboard):

  1. q

  2. w

  3. e

  4. r

  5. t

  6. y

  7. u

  8. i

  9. o

  10. p

  11. a

  12. s

  13. d

  14. f

  15. g

  16. h

  17. j

  18. k

  19. l

  20. z

  21. x

  22. c

  23. v

  24. b

  25. n

  26. m

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imagine being the mf who was just born who's grandparents are tony hawk and kurt cobain like seriously this kid might be the 90s in human form

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