Who needs love when mathematics exists?
Nothing is more perfect than perfect numbers
Nothing is as everlasting as infinity (but some types are bigger than others)
No proof can be disproven (that is if the axioms remain the same)
And set theory's a mess but that one can be overlooked and left to function in the background
Number theory the best
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy
Why is uploading a file to Wikimedia Commons so complicated like I want to upload this one file and the website just goes “we’ll send you an email to your employer and” or “was this the work of NASA or has the author died for more than 70 years?” or something like that 
hello earthlings its jeffalo and today i have something that i think will 
pulls heartstrings: W H E N T H ‘ I N P O S T E R I S S U S
i also have a cool image to show you all!
and remember kids: slavery is bad
NOW THE FUNNY THING IS I DID NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN
Nice- oh not you pleeeease!! no!!
I KNOW YOU'RE LYIN’ TO ME
:(
does anyone want to play a game?
no? okay then
guess the tally hall song in 4 emojis or less
I didn’t have anything better to do
Easy:
#1
#2
#3
Medium:
#4
#5
#6
Hard:
#7
#8
(this one's just mean)
If only I there were more people IRL with the same interests as me, that’s what’s keeping me from socialising with Human Beings at the moment
Hello
This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day
You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)
My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)
tallyhall is my life
You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it
Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident
(this also depends on who I’m talking to)
Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list
Anyways moving on from that sudden shinies drama
How to build a table
Building a table is not very complicated, but there are many complicated steps involved. This makes building a table very complicated.
To build a table, you’ll want to use wood. It’s more stylish. The type of wood is up to you, but more robust wood is more durable - it also gives your table a natural look. This is is good.
Cut out planks and drill your tabletop together. This could be a 1:2 rectangle or it could be anything else. For the purpose of this tutorial I’ll assume it's a 1x2 metre table being built.
Make some of your planks into table legs (ideally you should have 4 but some tables use 3 or more) and drill the legs into the base. Make sure they’re equally spaced in terms of being mirrored so your table doesn’t look wonky. This makes your table more trusworthy [sic]. Make sure you leave an overhang around the legs so food doesn’t just drip down the table legs!!
Using whatever it’s called the varnish or polish or whatever, make your table smooth and protected. Maybe you should’ve done this earlier in the planks stage oh well it's too late now.
Stylistic choice: add a tablecloth. The more embroidery the better. Though if there’s embroidery remove it when you invite your cousins over for dinner and replace it with a cheap plastic cover from Walmart, or any other local store.
Well done on building your first table! This is a very creative hobby so you should always experiment when building tables. :)
Jeffalo locked his own post
maybe jeffalo shouldve done a pardoc and posted a gif telling people how to breathe instead of a contextless drama post
I have a folder called “Good article on psychology” on my computer. Inside the folder, there is another folder, titled “Good article on top hats”. This folder’s sole contents (yes the first one had other things which are irrelevant, namely Scratch game save codes) is a folder named “yayyyy”. Inside this folder is a PNG image of an “X” cross named “wroooooong” and another folder named “1Untitled”. This folder contains only one file, a screenshot of when a lot of people loved & favourited some of my garbage Scratch projects. This is to be used as a historical reference for when people in 2116 ask “What did people even do in 2021?”
Thanks for coming to my TED talk. It’s been amazing