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Teamwork for the win! You go first
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retronium flowing through my veins

my cool umbrella

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everyone is telling me it's an interrobang are yall trying to gaslight me

what the hell is that symbol It looks demonic

(!?) should autocorrect to ‽, like how (tmㅤ) autocorrects to ™

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sourdoughtio

Food hot take 6: Brown bread > White bread.

Brown bread keeps you fuller for longer, is more firm, has a better texture and is overall better.

White bread is only better in hot sandwiches (toasties/grilled cheeses and sausage/bacon sandwiches)

Sourdough bread is also overrated and worse than both!

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what the hell is that symbol It looks demonic

(!?) should autocorrect to ‽, like how (tmㅤ) autocorrects to ™

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HUH?

How about a suicide pact?

someone made a joke about freddy having a realistic panic attack in the fnaf movie and the post got removed for copyright

i burnded my figer owie

the first time i died to a vulture, i didn’t even see it first, it swooped down and yanked me away

sobbing WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VULTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT LIKE IT

case and point

u may think im a parody or funnny account but im actulally real i promise im just acting funni rn

It's possible that we all live in a stimulated environment, except @shellfish is the only real being

I’d like to once have been someone who did something that had once had had a visible effect that was visible and the effect of something that I once had once decided to do.

Elon Musk is still lying about not having the emerald mine

It's so weird scrolling down my profile and seeing a bunch of posts I don't remember posting. I post a lot more often than I think I do.

Update: couldn't survive two wars, not one

Peppino Spaghetti has been through at least 2 wars

Adolf Hitler couldn't survive one