about 19,867 jars of bee legs
About 1406 adult male raccoons
About a something something idk
Just about 880 bald eagles
about 5617.978 bannanas
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!! (shoots with rifles) (eagle calls)
My friend calls me men
my friend calls me the male genital
My friend calls me illegal substances
My friend calls me garlic bread because I really like garlic bread 
My friend calls me illegal substances
My friend calls me garlic bread because I really like garlic bread
The spiders in Rain World stick their arms into holes to try to reach you, just like how people stick their hand in a Pringles can to get the last Pringle
drugs 
Nice of the princess to invite me over for a picnic
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
Look! It’s from B O W S A
pesky plumber
the Koopalings and I have taken over the 
Kingdom. the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa 
. I dare you to find her if you can!
I got to find the princess!
And YOU got to help me!
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Shovel Knight reference?
why is every strongman a 7 foot tall icelandic man named Thor who eats 20 pounds of raw meat at every meal and lives in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness shirtless fighting a pack of wolves with his bare hands while the aurora borealis blazes overhead
some girls at a target were filming me and my friends so I flipped off the camera
