you forgot the part where they say “no, thank you” and plug in their earphones/earpods/headphones whatever and walk away ignoring you
Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.
i will protest against this
how does the wikipedia article for Mini not have a single reference to Mr. Bean?!?!?!
i went to watch it and saw i had to go through 1hr 43mins of a podcast to know about a 2nd hand couch
jk the podcast is actually good, go listen to it!
COUCH OFFER
Ethan’s friend is offering you all a couch for free, however he cannot ship it nor will he offer anything more than a £1 for it. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!
If you’re confused, you can find out what happened during the latest TNC Live on the official TNC YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/0M2FiI0l9T8
alias python="python3"
alias neofetch="bash ~/Downloads/neofetch.sh"You know you're a true programmer when you've got like twenty custom command aliases in your terminal config 
i remember seeing this before but never thought it was real source code, that is really cool!
edit: aha, it was only pushed 8 hours ago!
even if you don’t like Elon, this is pretty cool
what happens if i repost this post? 
this aged badly
Someone already did that with Siri Shortcuts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THeet9bbphw
They need to combine ChatGPT with a voice assistant. It would be better than anything out there now.
#GarboMuffinForPresident
turbowarp is literally better than scratch at this point. all they need is a community site (i realize this is a big thing to implement) and it would be an instant success!!!
this is what is true literature
the past tense of William Shakespeare may be Wouldiwas Shookspeared
but the opposite of William Shakespeare is Won’tamnot Staticspoon