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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

I fell off

Merry Christmas lads

So what’s everyone’s favourite Christmas meal?

Luton Town captain Tom Lockyer has been discharged from hospital following his cardiac arrest on saturday in the Bournemouth vs Luton football game, where it was then abandoned from this.

Hope he has a speedy recovery but hope for his safety he retires - this is his 2nd cardiac arrest when playing football this year. Health should always come first over sports. Hopefully he can still be involved in football though by being a coach.

Looking back on my hot takes and this is defo the one I disagree on most.

Let’s look back at Rishi’s 5 promises that he said will happen in a year when he took over and see if they have been hit!

1. Halve inflation - well played

2. Grow economy - LOL FAIL (economy has been the same!")

3. Cut debt - LOL FAIL (debt has risen)

4. Cut waiting lists in NHS - LOL FAIL (going up)

5. Stop the boats - LOL FAIL

And he’s also trying to implement some hideous, authoritarian changes which I will talk about tomorrow :)

The wasteof trolley problem project.

In the month of October, me and @imadeanaccount worked on a project that regarded the world-famous trolley problem. I surveyed wasteof users, getting their kill counts whilst @imadeanaccount made the graphs.

The final graphs:

These are the final graphs for the wasteof trolley project. You can notice how the results are more randomised, and in contrast to the political compass project, there is no clear demographic for wasteof users. The trolley problem is a unique problem where kill count can still drastically vary even if the individuals have similiar authority levels on the political compass.

A huge thank you for @imadeanaccount for doing the graphs, they deserve more credit than me. Finally, sorry that the content on here has been lacking in the past few months - I lost interest in wasteof for a bit, then a few shit things happened and then I was revising for GCSE mocks. But from now to about April I should be pretty active on here, so stay tuned!

I got unbanned from Scratch!

Here is my project explaining everything if you wanna check it out: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/938632854/

Two things:

• Make your own decision as you’re the “X guy” instead of putting up the decision to your deluded/bias fanbase/userbase

• I’m all up for a free speech but for me denying a terrible/violent event that affected many crosses the line, Alex Jones doesn’t deserve a platform for his Sandy Hook shenanigans.

Burrito when realising that the greatest wasteof post of all time is the most reposted wasteof post (beating the “obama triangle” by 14 reposts):

Mine is interesting:

When you posted 38 hot takes this year (surely the most ) you’re gonna get it

Because driving slow is fucking dangerous you dumbass

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

Hey guys - I was strapped down with a virus last week that made me interact online in odd manners. How I got the virus is unknown and doctors were unable to prescribe me medication as they didn’t know what the virus was. I took appropriate measures and quarantined an I’m now better… I think.

Some of you guys have questioned if this virus was from @owenathletic - thoughts Owen?

Um actually , black holes technically count as doors , meaning there are an infinite amount of doors. Meaning there are more doors than wheels

So, check it - again, the sun's dipping low, and we're all just chilling in the backyard, soaking in those good vibes. Out of the blue, I decide to hit my crew with a second round of "Joe Mama" jokes. Classic stuff like, "Guess who I bumped into at the store? Joe Mama!" and we're all cracking up. Then, my buddy throws a curveball with, "Who's got the sickest sense of humor? Joe Mama!" Now, here's where it gets wild - someone decided to drop a dark "Joe Mama" joke, like, "Who's the mastermind behind all those missing socks? Joe Mama, in the laundry room of doom." The laughter kinda froze for a second, and we all exchanged that look of 'did they really just go there?' It was this weird mix of uncomfortable and hilarious, and the night kept rolling with that unpredictable energy. So, yeah, "Joe Mama" went to some unexpected places that night. Maybe we should stop doing “Joe mama” jokes and move onto “Skibibi toilet rizz - Shat myself in a maths exam edtion” jokes.