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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

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Name a better EP than to whoever wants to hear.

Oh wait, you can’t

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This post worked well since it got people to just say their favourite albums lmao

Name a better album than The College Dropout.

Ah wait, you can’t.

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Name a better album than The College Dropout.

Ah wait, you can’t.

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i didn’t realise how privileged i was in 2017-2019 to be watching Messi and Ronaldo when they were elite, especially Ronaldo in the 2018 world cup

THAT freekick versus Spain is one of the only moments I remember exactly where I was when it happened.

No fucking way

Nikocado lost weight

actually so happy for him

Watch the videos here:

https://youtu.be/HkGjoRPpWqA?si=5TQxRiBgoTc9cpay

https://youtu.be/WMTb_g6rsxY?si=2uTYTXj2XDPlzZwr

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SAN MARINO HAVE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!

Their second ever win!

Anyone who thinks Lebron is even that close to the fame of Ronaldo…. come on, it’s not a debate. Ronaldo clears.

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Hello guys I would like to name and shame @geo for putting the most abysmal take below

When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges

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a sharp knife is a safe knife

I think it’s time to let the secret out Amy ❤️

Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.

Thank you all for your understanding

The fact that the equal pay debate in football between men and women still exists is something I can’t get my head around. It’s such simple logic that men should earn more as they make way more. The debate is embarrassing.

Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.

Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.

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wait i’m the fucking national intelligence man

FIRST CHANGE UNDER @DERTERMENTER

HUMINT, or otherwise known as Human Intelligence, which is a part of the national intelligence department, will now be deploying spies on public aeroplanes to see if anyone claps when the plane lands. If/when people do clap, that person (if identified) will be completely and forever cleared as being a national threat as that person is obviously loopy and is no threat to our nation.

HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb

the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?

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HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb

the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?

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