The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
Today, to check the legitimacy of the manifesto, I met @Auriali - and I started to cry…. OF DELIGHT!
Tears of honesty rolled down my face as I found out the pattern with the manifesto: it was truth after truth, from the crack house to no communism.
It is truly upsetting blaze would lie that this wasn’t the case. I don’t lie though, so here is some info about blaze’s plan:
Blaze will make it so everyone is taxed the same, apart from people in poverty who are now taxed 60% as “blaze hates the poor”
Blaze will hog all the waffles to himself, making them illegal for sale in the USA.
Blaze will spend billions giving Elon musk custom toilet paper, needed for blaze to keep sucking up to Elon.
Anyone who has ever vaped in the US will be forced to swim to Europe and then walk to Romania to meet Mr Tate, who will tell the people to “breathe air” (if you die on the swim or walk then that’s your issue bozo)
Blaze will follow the footsteps of previous US presidents and play the game “bombing different countries”
Blaze will make, and use a real life version of Katzenklavier.
Blaze is a fraud. His manifesto is a concern. Stop Blaze. Vote Auriali.
I have read through Auri’s entire manifesto and I confirm there is no wrongdoing and that blaze is up to no good.
WARNING
This message is urgent, as it has to do Auri’s plans with wasteof.
To start, Auri plans to make wasteof/America communist on the platform if elected, which can undermine freedom and liberty on this platform. (https://wasteof.money/posts/669fc881bbcf41aae3fef228). Although Auri didn’t promote it directly, the account he endorsed does, & Kiwi even offered to be the VP to make it communist.
But that’s not even the worst of what Auriali has planned. His manifesto has plans to promote destructive policies by forcing Elon Musk to change his company name to Twitter, suppressing his right to freely express himself, changing the White House to the Crack House to sell drugs, dividing & destroying our communities as a result. He also plans to allow tax evasion to be legal, leaving 0 funds for programs like SNAP, Medicare, or Social Security, resulting in millions without retirement, disability, or veterans’ benefits. Not only that, he also plans to make Adobe bankrupt out of hatred for the company. He sent a clear message that if he’s president, wasteof will no longer exist.
But this doesn’t have to happen. We have a candidate that instead wants prosperity, freedom, & unity, while promoting accountability & strengthening our communities.
That candidate is Blaze. With your vote, we can say a loud NO to his horrific policies, because YOUR VOICE MATTERS! As Auriali said, “It’s time to get serious.” Let’s do just that & VOTE BLAZE TODAY and save wasteof!
EDIT: bro it’s a joke lmao
Shitty graphics that look unprofessional with scribbles happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life with his incredible “wasteof.money” funny moments which he shares to the public, and someone who only keeps his memes to himself. Between someone who tells the truth (remember when @auriali admitting they did that drone strike? How honest to admit it!); who knows right from wrong in the “da-ta” server and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth, like saying he is not an orange discord moderator. This post didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. @electauriali2024
THE TIME IS NOW. IT IS TIME TO GET SERIOUS. THIS IS NO JOKING MATTER. VOTE FOR ME, VOTE FOR INSANITY!
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Just used the word “cisgender” on twitter and the post got limited for being hateful, whilst my guy Mr Tate is dropping N bombs every day with hard Rs nah man twitter is fucked
I was robbed on wednesday - i left my wallet in an indoor gym and despite always being 3M away playing football, my notes were stolen.
Never let your guard down.
I was right with the winner for the euros… but at what cost 
Sporting predictions
disclaimer: I will be right
Euros: Spain beat Italy in the final.
World T20: India beat South Africa by 17 runs
Olympics: USA get the most medals, followed by China then the UK (I have hope guys)
Nah i’m good like 25 likes wtf
psst! You want to see a sneak peak of the project before open beta release? 25 likes and we’ll do it!
I’m happy that England won - Watkins is a king, that’s an insane finish on the half term with the nutmeg.
But the referee tonight was an absolute disgrace - that was not a penalty, and he got countless other decisions wrong in our favour. How on earth is it integral in a top 5 biggest sporting competition in the world to have a ref in a semi final who got a 6 month ban for match fixing in the past?
The EUROs are fucking huge, way larger than the superbowl etc. How could this happen?
Dont forget the rubber duck party
Oh boy, you’ve barely scratched the surface. Here are some more candidates who ran in our general election this year.
First off, we have Elmo. Yes, a guy dressed as Elmo ran in the same constituency as Keir Starmer (Holborn and St Pancras), leader of the Labour Party and now our current Prime Minister - Elmo even shook Starmer’s hand while a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party stood beside him. And yes, that is also a real political party that was founded in 1982 and still runs in UK elections today.
And we also have Niko Omilana, a YouTuber who ran for London Mayor a few years ago and came 5th place. Every time he appeared in interviews and promotional videos, he would wear children’s glasses that clearly don’t fit his head. This time he ran in the Richmond and Northallerton constituency of the incumbent Prime Minister before the election, Rishi Sunak. When the results started to come in, it was clear Rishi Sunak’s party, the Conservatives, were going to lose massively to Labour, as he did a speech in his constituency, Niko held an L sign behind him lmao.
And lastly, we have Captain Beany. He ran in the North East Somerset constituency next to the Conservative candidate Jacob Rees-Mogg - he’s not very liked, being the incumbent of that seat and also being excessively posh. He lost his seat while standing next to Captain Beany, who was wearing a baked bean balaclava.
just found out theres a UK prime minister candidate named Count Binface and he looks like a discount superhero
Love you Esben but England ain’t scoring 4 lmao
I predict a 2-1 England win
Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But at the end of the day Biden is still the main man in the US Presidential race - after all, he is the first vice president black women to serve with a black president.