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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

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Elon Musk says terms like “cisgender”and “cis” are now considered “slurs” on Twitter and will not be tolerated.

Thoughts?

EDIT: Elon never said that you can't say the word. He said that repeated harassment would be banned. The only thing he said about the word cis is that it was considered a slur. You can still say many slurs on Twitter (such as the N word)

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Watching Ninja to get ready for tomorrows Fortnite build-battle against @owenatheltic as todays boxing match unfairly ended in a draw

I am READY to smash @owenathletic and perish him once and for all!

Absolutely fuming

We conviently didn’t have the court case I would easily win as the judge had a stroke beforehand.

Despite this, I outplayed and outclassed Owen, I KOd him twice cleanly whilst his 2 KOs were scammy and biased.

Landed hit after hit, defended like prime ramos, but despise this it was somehow a draw

Scam in plain sight

Hey everyone! The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. Today was the big court day, and let me tell you, it was quite an eventful showdown with Dertermenter.

As we stepped into the boxing ring, tension filled the air. It was a battle of determination, resilience, and a whole lot of adrenaline. Both of us gave it our all, throwing punches, dodging blows, and dancing around the ring. The crowd was on their feet, cheering and gasping with every move we made.

But here's the twist—after an intense match, it ended in a draw! Yes, you heard it right. Our skills were so evenly matched that neither of us could claim victory. It was an incredible display of athleticism and sportsmanship.

Now, you might be wondering, what happens next? Well, according to the unique rules set forth by Dertermenter's country, a draw in the boxing match leads us to the next stage—the Fortnite 1v1 build-battle. It seems destiny has its own plans for us.

So, my friends, the battle continues in the virtual world. We'll be gathering our Fortnite skills, constructing towering structures, and engaging in an epic battle of wits and strategy. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

I want to thank each and every one of you for your unwavering support throughout this journey. Your messages, comments, and positive vibes have meant the world to me. I couldn't have faced this challenge without you.

Keep being amazing, my friends!

Getting warmed up for the court hearing tomorrow.

Honestly, I’m not nervous. I know that @owenathletic is in the mud and that my evidence and backing will get me through this.

Thank you to all my supporters (@reid, @imadeanaccount, @esben and more) that can see the awful crime @owenatheltic has committed.

To Owen - enjoy your day today. It will be the last time you can before I expose and jail you.

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Dear @owenatheltic,

I will sue you for plagarism. This is a violation to my human rights and also offensive to how much this incident has affected me. Please take this post down immediately or you will face major consequences.

I will see you in court,

Dertermenter

EDIT: if owenatheltic has done any more crimes, then please comment under this post explaining them! We gonna sue this motherfucker for all of his crimes

Hey there, everyone! Owen here, ready to share a little story that's guaranteed to make you laugh. 😄

So, picture this: I'm sitting in my math exam, trying to solve those mind-boggling equations, when suddenly, I feel a rumble in my stomach. Uh-oh, not a good sign! But being the daredevil that I am, I thought I could hold it in. Boy, was I wrong!

As the minutes passed, my stomach growled louder than a hungry bear. I was in deep trouble. Panic started to set in, and I could swear the invigilators were giving me suspicious glances. But little did they know the epic battle happening inside me.

I desperately tried to focus on the exam, but the pressure was unbearable. I couldn't hold it any longer. In a moment of sheer clumsiness, I dropped my pen. And guess what? That was the tipping point!

In a disastrous turn of events, my bodily functions decided to go full blast. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie, but definitely not one you'd want to be in. My trousers and pants were no match for the force of nature happening down there.

The chaos that followed was something straight out of a wild dream. Shit went flying, desks were covered, and the horrified screams echoed through the exam hall. I may have unintentionally turned it into a real-life Jackson Pollock masterpiece. Oops!

My bathroom mishap during the exam led to unexpected consequences. Lesson learned: always be prepared. Embrace the absurdity and create unforgettable moments together! Stay awesome, my friends! 🤣✌

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Hey guys another update here!

I’ve touched down in North Carolina with my girlfriend and we have just got inside our caravan where we will be staying. If reeks of shit, just like the shit I did on that maths test a few days back, but it’s so cosy!

Yo @oren wanna meet up tomorrow?

EDIT: my girlfriend doesn’t like North Carolina anymore since there is no Burger King nearby (if i knew that was her favourite fast food restuarant I wouldn’t have got with her) I am now going to Canada instead, hopefully this caravan won’t combust!

Good news!

I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”

We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!

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Good news!

I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”

We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!

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PS one of the people I drenched was my crush, typical

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Gotta appreciate a man who never stops growing 💪

@owenathletic - internet sensation, fortnite fan, band-boy and now toothpick juggler!

Hey everyone, Owen here with a hilariously unique hobby to share! 🤹‍♂️ Get ready for the incredible world of toothpick juggling! It's my latest obsession, and trust me, it's anything but ordinary. The precision, the thrill, and the heart-stopping moments make it an adrenaline-pumping experience. I've even created my signature move, the "Toothpick Tornado," a dazzling display of twirls and flips. I've performed at parties, events, and even grocery stores, leaving people in awe or scratching their heads. It's not without its challenges, though. My poor toes have suffered a few toothpick-related accidents, but sacrifices must be made for comedy! If you're in need of a good laugh or a toothpick spectacle, I'm your guy. Stay tuned for more updates from the wacky world of toothpick juggling! Catch you later, and keep smiling! 😄🌟

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I feel like woke people intentionally misinterpret your argument to be offended or put you in a bad light, it’s so annoying

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#newusername

happy wasteof day! This is a very interesting and unqiue site

Hot take: me and @owenathletic would be an undefeatable Fortnite duo team

Owen mate you’re 5 years late. Did you have a coma in 2018?

If you did just letting you know that Fortnite is trash now 👍

Hey there, fellow Fortnite enthusiasts! Owen here, ready to share my latest triumphs and battles on the virtual battlefield. 🎮💥

I've been diving headfirst into the world of Fortnite, and let me tell you, it's been an exhilarating ride. From the moment I jump out of the Battle Bus to the intense firefights that ensue, every match is a thrilling experience that keeps me on the edge of my seat.

Building structures on the fly, sniping enemies from afar, and executing those victory dances when I come out on top—it's all part of the Fortnite magic. I've been honing my skills, perfecting my aim, and mastering those quick edits to outmaneuver my opponents. Victory Royale, here I come!

But Fortnite is more than just a game for me. It's a community—a place where gamers from all walks of life come together to showcase their skills, share strategies, and have a blast. Whether I'm teaming up with friends or joining forces with random players, the camaraderie and excitement are always through the roof.

Now, you're probably wondering, "What's your Fortnite account, Owen?" Well, I'm glad you asked! You can find me on the virtual battlefield as "OW3N4T1C." Feel free to add me as a friend, and let's conquer those Fortnite challenges together. We'll build, shoot, and dance our way to victory!

Join me in the action-packed world of Fortnite! Grab your controller, put on your game face, and let's conquer the battlefield together. Victory awaits! 🚀🔫