@dertermenter

"so instead of sending flowers, we the roses"
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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

Gotta appreciate a man who never stops growing 💪

@owenathletic - internet sensation, fortnite fan, band-boy and now toothpick juggler!

Hey everyone, Owen here with a hilariously unique hobby to share! 🤹‍♂️ Get ready for the incredible world of toothpick juggling! It's my latest obsession, and trust me, it's anything but ordinary. The precision, the thrill, and the heart-stopping moments make it an adrenaline-pumping experience. I've even created my signature move, the "Toothpick Tornado," a dazzling display of twirls and flips. I've performed at parties, events, and even grocery stores, leaving people in awe or scratching their heads. It's not without its challenges, though. My poor toes have suffered a few toothpick-related accidents, but sacrifices must be made for comedy! If you're in need of a good laugh or a toothpick spectacle, I'm your guy. Stay tuned for more updates from the wacky world of toothpick juggling! Catch you later, and keep smiling! 😄🌟

Jun 16, 2023, 4:56 PM
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I feel like woke people intentionally misinterpret your argument to be offended or put you in a bad light, it’s so annoying

happy wasteof day! This is a very interesting and unqiue site

Hot take: me and @owenathletic would be an undefeatable Fortnite duo team

Owen mate you’re 5 years late. Did you have a coma in 2018?

If you did just letting you know that Fortnite is trash now 👍

Hey there, fellow Fortnite enthusiasts! Owen here, ready to share my latest triumphs and battles on the virtual battlefield. 🎮💥

I've been diving headfirst into the world of Fortnite, and let me tell you, it's been an exhilarating ride. From the moment I jump out of the Battle Bus to the intense firefights that ensue, every match is a thrilling experience that keeps me on the edge of my seat.

Building structures on the fly, sniping enemies from afar, and executing those victory dances when I come out on top—it's all part of the Fortnite magic. I've been honing my skills, perfecting my aim, and mastering those quick edits to outmaneuver my opponents. Victory Royale, here I come!

But Fortnite is more than just a game for me. It's a community—a place where gamers from all walks of life come together to showcase their skills, share strategies, and have a blast. Whether I'm teaming up with friends or joining forces with random players, the camaraderie and excitement are always through the roof.

Now, you're probably wondering, "What's your Fortnite account, Owen?" Well, I'm glad you asked! You can find me on the virtual battlefield as "OW3N4T1C." Feel free to add me as a friend, and let's conquer those Fortnite challenges together. We'll build, shoot, and dance our way to victory!

Join me in the action-packed world of Fortnite! Grab your controller, put on your game face, and let's conquer the battlefield together. Victory awaits! 🚀🔫

Messi is going to USA club Inter Miami

Honestly I think we should all boycott wasteof on the 13th of June to protest about his disgraceful actions!!! 3 times banned is NOT acceptable!

jeffalo is banned for the 3rd time lol 😢

based

(I stole the below from @cucumber credit him for it)

amazingly unfunny too

Hot take: Ronaldo is being slandered so much that he is becoming underrated - he is still an incredible player, better and won more than Messi from 2013-2018, but now younger football fans are treating like he was never near Messi’s level.

His bicycle against Juventus and his freekick vs spain still give me goosebumps: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SLp_-wWTIv4 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lhlz8w9EHyc

Jun 4, 2023, 9:21 PM
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If you want to dive into a really deep read over something, then read pages 81-99 of the the new scratch-www studio page topic: https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/510445/?page=81

I just did this and it was a rollercoaster and so nostalgic to look through. I remember it was just a big pool of users chatting on how bad the update was. Can’t believe it has nearly been 2 years.

Jun 3, 2023, 10:15 PM
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wrong, let me tell you the facts

  • Maths: Orange

  • English: Yellow (for language) Green (for Literature)

  • Science: Chemistry is red. Biology is blue. Physics is cyan.

  • History is irrelevant but it’s purple

MATH IS RED ENGLISH IS BLUE HISTORY IS ORANGE SCIENCE IS GREEN

I WILL NOT TOLERATE DIFFERENT RESPONSES!!!!! 😤

Jun 2, 2023, 4:24 PM
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Food hot take #10: ASMR food creators are extremely overrated. The food is excessive and a lot of the processes to make good sounds make the food look rank.

What albert_cancook big mac looks better:

Jun 1, 2023, 8:37 PM
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@owenathletic ‘s life is too perfect, my guy is going to concerts and flubblebop filled days all the time

Can you like…. Have a bad day tomorrow and post about it? Like you get grounded? Accidentally wack yourself with a hammer? Get arrested after stealing some grapes?

May 31, 2023, 7:22 PM
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