A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Good luck! Can’t understand why anyone would do this. But have fun.
My MATHCOUNTS regional competition is on Saturday!!! Wish me luck
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For those who don't know what MATHCOUNTS is, it's a Mathematics competition where a group of 4-6 competitors from your school compete against other groups in individual and group competitions. The regional champions go to the state competitions, and this goes up to the national (U.S) competition. It's pretty prestigious
Youtube is being sneaky. They made the skip ad button fade into the background a little so it’s not as noticeable when you can skip the ad.
Everyone go like this and give this man big muscles.
The amount of loves this weest receives will be the number of push-ups I'll do every day for the next month.
Updates will be posted in the comments.
Guys it’s the blaze redemption arch go help em out
25 likes and our next feature will be one of our best features yet! This could be open sourced since we won’t be using Wix for our next project.
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I think that you did a great job saving the planet. You sure are great at recycling garbage.
I think X should have longer posts for free like wasteof does. Just saying.
Also, @jeffalo makes more features possible on here than on X, so I’ll give props to you! 
For a project that’s meant to be a fun project, you sure did a good job on it.