This is SO TUFF
facts don't care about your feelings
This is blatant misinformation by the evil jeffalo campaign. The election time was already decided AND announced before evil jeffalo announced he was running. This lack of respect for truth makes me wonder who is REALLY behind the @eviljeffalo account. I’m not saying you shouldn’t vote for an obvious alt account… but be careful who you vote for this year.
ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…
This is blatant misinformation by the evil jeffalo campaign. The election time was already decided AND announced before evil jeffalo announced he was running. This lack of respect for truth makes me wonder who is REALLY behind the @eviljeffalo account. I’m not saying you shouldn’t vote for an obvious alt account… but be careful who you vote for this year.
ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…
thrat is a murderer #neverforget #tallpeterourking
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
A lot of people think @thrat dramatically leaving wasteof only to come back 3 weeks later is a “huge aura loss” However, i think this is a perfect example of how deticated thrat is to wasteof.money. We need a president as passionate about wasteof as @thrat is. Vote for thrat!
In light of thrat’s recent campaign, i would like to bring this post to light. Thrat is a certified oren GLAZER which is why they have my vote
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
So we all know of those random Chinese companies with extremely random names that sound vaguely english. But i was looking for a cheap watch on amazon….
