As the election is getting closer to it’s end, it’s important to vote. This election has been INSANELY close. Kiwi and oren have been taking and losing the lead. If you are hesitant about voting, your vote could be the different of who is president, and what happens over the next year. This election is simply too close to not vote.
If you voted for tall Peter, you can change your vote. Due to tall peters tragic passing, he has been disqualified. Feel free to vote for someone else (You know who to vote for)
@oren might need to go into hiding because of the kiwi party extremists! The kiwi party, (separate from the individual known as @kiwi) Has. Gone. Too. Far. This is totally unacceptable. It’s clear that @thrat has overdosed on waffles, and gone absolutely bananas. However, the oren campaign, Will. Not. Stop. Vote for a better wasteof, vote for a safer wasteof. VOTE FOR OREN!
Hello all wasteofers,
I would like to apologise for my recent killing of TallPeter. I was extremely upset I had not been mentioned in the WastedOnion newspaper, so I decided to prank them and started shooting at their headquarters. It was just meant to be highkey Level 5 ragebait when I accidentally hit Tall Peter in his frontal lobe, immediately killing him. I can reassure you that this was maybe a completely accidental mistake, and Kiwi did not instruct me to do this to reduce competition in the election. Actually, why the hell would I mention that, now it sounds like I was paid to kill TallPeter. I can reassure you with 30% confidency I did not intentionally do it. I will probably maybe not kill another wasteof politician again. I will maybe not kill Oren too. I would also like to apologise to TallPeter’s family, and I will be giving them $2 worth of Twitch bits for them to donate to their favourite streamer. Because of this, I expect to be fully forgiven for this minor mistake, and to be praised for my kindness and humbleness. If the gift card is not used by 6 months, I will probably use it. Sorry in advance. Anyway, if I don’t get an article written about this, I have a feeling I will also shoot Oren. Just a feeling. I would also like to apologise to Unc Sad Juffalo Buffalo who is from Ibiza Pizza because after further research he is actually a bison. I will still call him a buffalo because it rhymes with Juffalo. Thanks for reading.
TLDR: my bad twi
Sincerely,
thrat
The mods simply know that Oren is the best candidate!
#wastebetter #votefororen
Guess who just voted for Oren and grunklebillsback? @wynd did. That means now three mods have voted for us, including jeffalo, the founder and owner of the site!
They know that an Oren-grunkle presidency is the way forward for wasteof. VOTE OREN TODAY!
Vote for Oren here: https://wasteof.money/posts/68622e783f164e109a0283a8
While there is nothing wrong with a silly and funny campaign. Why settle for less! You deserve someone who will actually bring great things to this site, while being funny as well!
#votefororen
Wasting money and time isn’t just wasting money and time. It’s wasting potential.
Vote for oren, to make wasteof actually better!
You can do that. Or you can waste better. After confirming, the website was NOT created to devise ways to waste money, it was just a funny website name. So if you want to waste time and money towards empty campaign promises that will give you nothing, go ahead. Go and try to make skittles legal tender. Go ahead and wait for your waffle. It’s not going to happen. If you want to waste time and money on things you will see, like a new app, merch, and a committee, then vote for Oren. Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
I have spoken.
#votefororen
Yes, but that’s logical thinking. Again, we’re trying to waste money here, and our plan to allow users to access wasteof.money through a Lightning to HDMI adapter is going to be as convoluted, expensive, unrealistic, and unnecessary as possible. It won’t just be a wasteof money, it’ll be a wasteof time too.
Also, you’re right - I don’t want to barter different. Therefore, vote for @kiwi and @late, and we’ll make Skittles legal tender. But we’ll also make the process of converting Skittles into money as ridiculously complicated and unnecessary as possible so that, again, it’s a waste of time and money. A net positive for this website.
The choice is clearerer.
Good news for the kiwilate Think Tank- your problems are solved. Just plug the adapter into any lighting device produced by Apple that supports it and you can access the wasteof.money site. Same goes for the Apple TV, although the ways are a lot more limited. But, if you vote for @Orenyou can access an app developed specifically for all supporting Apple devices, so you don’t need the internet browser.
#votefororen
And skittles are not supported as legal tender anywhere- so unless you’re fine with bartering different, vote @Oren. He will not only waste different, he will waste better.
(Edit: was originally a comment on @Kiwis repost)
Additionally, things like forcing EA to be better are unrealistic. However, Oren is going to do amazing and achievable things listed in his campaign. Vote for oren.
I, not as a candidate but as a wasteof user, want to take a step back for a second and consider our options for wasteof.money president. Our only real options at this point in the election is @Kiwi, and @Oren. When you look at @Kiwi’s campaign promises, they sound great. But, when you consider them from an outsider standpoint, then they make no sense. Free waffles? Building actual buildings? Bringing back Redbox? They sound ridiculous, because they are. People on this site are very silly, they buy into hype more than actual improvements to the site, and thus this is why @Kiwi has a slight lead. But, the election isn’t over. If you vote @Oren, he will bring things that wasteof.money actually needs, such as wasteof.money apps for all Apple devices except tv, a wasteof welcoming committee, as best of all merch. All of these are reasonable and will happen if Oren wins.
Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
Vote for oren, who will actually do things! Waffle emojis and candidate height are cool, but you deserve more than that! Vote for oren for a better wasteof.
I’m gonna tell y’all straight. We’re going for GOLD, not silver! Now is not the time to sit back and relax. If you haven’t voted, VOTE FOR OREN!!
VOTE HERE: https://alpha.wasteof.money/posts/68622e783f164e109a0283a8
Waves of support are showing up for oren, but we still need your help!
Despite the MASSIVE voting numbers of oren, kiwi is still ahead. Change that today! Vote for oren!!
Wait so waffles cost money now???
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?
