A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Trying Noise Cancelling Headphones for the first time is pretty cool. Also transparency mode gives you like boosted hearing. Feels like you have a super power. Pretty cool 
Hello wasteof people! Recently I googled what an attorney general does. It turns out, it’s an attorneys job to advise the presidential administration. Because I want to get to work right away, I’ve created the @attorney account to listen to the people. There you will find how to submit requests, needs, and wants to the administration, which I will collect and organize, for the government to review. Thanks!
Just found a green screen kid with 40k subscribers…
HE’S HALFWAY TO A YOUTUBE PLAYBUTTON. WHAT???
Let’s goo!! Huge congrats to @auriali
Auri’s campaign was awesome, and I’m glad she is president now
@kiwi Congrats bro for getting second! For just offering people waffles, you did great.
And @eris, you came in a bit later, but still managed to get 3rd place, without even being active on wasteof.money, so props to you.
BREAKING NEWS.
@ERIS JUST SURPASSED KIWI IN VOTES, TAKING SECOND PLACE
Eris and Kiwi are tied right now… The second place race could be interesting
3 More votes needed. Change your vote today! election.wasteof.me/vote
BOYS
If @auriali hits 30 votes before the end of the election, I will change my discord and wasteof pfp to ice spice for an entire month. 4 more votes are required…
LET’S GO 947!!! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTHHHHHH
I’LL DO IT WITH YOU ESBEN
BOYS
If @auriali hits 30 votes before the end of the election, I will change my discord and wasteof pfp to ice spice for an entire month. 4 more votes are required…
BOYS
If @auriali hits 30 votes before the end of the election, I will change my discord and wasteof pfp to ice spice for an entire month. 4 more votes are required…
Say what you want about blaze, but I give them props. There campaign was genuinely entertaining to watch. The art they made was actually decent, and overall it was cool to have them in the election. Best of luck to blaze as they focus on their own platform. And may the best candidate moving forward win o7
My fellow supporters,
This campaign has been built on unity, community, prosperity, freedom, & rule of law. During this campaign, I’ve gained a lot of support from this, & I want to say thank you. Your support means a lot to me, & I’m happy that you supported me for as long as you did.
However, after some careful consideration, I have come to an important decision that will affect the future of this campaign. This decision comes after questioning whether this campaign really reflected the values that I promoted. After some reflection, I have come to the decision to officially drop out of the presidential election as a candidate.
The reason dropped out was due to a post I made regarding Auri’s destructive policies that could kill wasteof. It was supposed to be a joke, & it was when I published it, but I also hoped to swing the votes to my side. However, this backfired as Auri was instead widely praised for these same policies I spoke against. When I tried reasoning with voters in the replies, I soon realized that I should just refocus on my campaign. However, after some reflection, I decided that dropping out will best serve the values that I stand for & will put that same energy on my campaign to endorse Eris instead.
Eris is an awesome candidate, & she will stand on the values I stood for in my campaign. During this time, I encourage you to vote for Eris, like I will. This account will remain active till 7/30 to support Eris, & stand for unity, community, freedom, & rule of law.
