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Single
Q: A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person.....why?
A: Because they are all married.
Who Can Fly?
Q: There once was a little girl,a little boy,a girl,a boy,a lady,and a gentleman.Upon all who can fly?why?
A: The lady.(Ladybugs can fly)
The Car Crash
Q: a dad and a boy crash in a car ,the dad dies and the boy gets rushed to the hospital,when the surgeon came in the surgeon said :i cant operate on him he is my son!who is this?
A: the boys mother
Huh?
Q: what is yellow, red and green but not in that order??
A: a traffic light!! come on laugh!!!
What Am I?
Q: i have 45 legs,16 arms,80 hands and 16 heads.what am i?????
A: a liar.
Boy At The Carnival (this Is So Hard) ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER???
Q: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. The question is: How did the man win the bet?
A: I DONT KNOW!! I NEED HELP
Helicpoter Mystery
Q: 5 people were in a helicopter. Bill Phil Smith Paul and Joshua. When Joshua put on his paratute he jumped out.Paul follwed but he didnt use a paratute. Bill went to look for joshua the next day but they couldnt find him. Phil and Smith thought he died. So Bill Phil and Smith looked around for him but then they couldnt find paul either. But when they went back to the helicopter to look around for them they found paul holding joshaus leg and wrapping it up. The only clue they had of what heppened was a broken helicopter engine. What happened to joshua?
A: The helicopter was never in the air and when joshua jumped out he fell and broke his leg because the paratute never opened and since paul didnt have a paratue he wasnt relying on it to open so he knew how to land.
Four Way Stop
Q: Four cars come to a four way stop and they go at the same time causing a fatal crash. Where do you bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere because you can not bry survivors.
100 Animals
Q: buy exactly 100 animals with exactly 100 dollars your cows are $10 apiece your pigs are $3 apiece and your ducks are $.50 apiece
A: 5 cows =$50 1 pig =$3 94 ducks =$47 -- -- 100 $100
Truth Be Told
Q: In order to go on you need it, in order to leave you must lose it, in order to survive you must protect it, it is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?
A: Life
5 Fish
Q: There are 5 fish in a fish bowl 3 drown how many are left?
A: 5
What Makes Me Tick
Q: I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool
A: The Nike Symbol
What Am I?
Q: I first travell with 4, then 2 , then 3. what am i?
A: I am a human. I crawl with two legs and two arms. Then i walk with two legs, then i use two lesg and a walking stick.