Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Plant Fun
Q: What herb cures all ailments?
A: By the black raven's crime, And by this rhyme, The answer is thyme.
Evolution
Q: The beginning of evolution Is the end of time and space The beginning of every end Is the end to every place Can you guess the riddle?
A: The letter E
Always Truthful
Q: Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
A: In a dictionary.
What Am I
Q: if i am red i will stay red, if i am white i will stay white, if i am blue i will stay blue, however if i am green i am not green.
A: i am a house, a green house is not green as it is made of glass.
Painter
Q: skies,flowers and skulls collided with easels,paints and canvases when a visiting painter was inspired by the splender of this town's landscape,what is the name of this town?
A: i dont know trying to figure it out
The Alphabet
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 11. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
5 Month Stubble
Q: a man walks into a restraunt in Nevada and sees a man with a sunburn all over his face. The man walks over to the sunburnt man and sits down by him. they start to converse and the sunburnt man asks him to fund a trip that would change the history of the world but it was in the desert. The sunburnt man says he just got back from the desert for 5 months and then got his beard shaved off. so the sunburnt man says just give me the money and i will go put it in the bank. the man immediately realizes the man is lying so he says no and calls the police. how did he know it was a scam?
A: the man couldn't have just gotten back from the desert with a full sunburnt face, if he would've shaved his beard off it would've been many white dots because sun doesn't penetrate through hair. the man would've taken the money and run.
What Am I?
Q: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?
A: A secret
DARK HOUSE
Q: you are in a dark house it is real cold and you look around the room that you are in and you see a gas stove,a fire place,a candle,and a carosol lamp you only what one match what do you lite first.
A: the match.
I Can't See It
Q: The person who makes it sells it The person who buys it uses it The person who uses it can not see it What is this? (note- this is a materialistic thing not something like love or friendship)
A: Coffin
Single
Q: A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person.....why?
A: Because they are all married.
Who Can Fly?
Q: There once was a little girl,a little boy,a girl,a boy,a lady,and a gentleman.Upon all who can fly?why?
A: The lady.(Ladybugs can fly)