Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Spiders And Highways
Q: How does a spider safely cross a highway???
A: Take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. (There is no 'F' in way!)
Whats Inside
Q: it is small but deadly it tells the time but it is wrong what is it?
A: a time bomb every one dies in the end
Where Can?
Q: Where can you find a city with no houses, a forest with no trees, and streets with no cars?
A: A map.
Use Your Imagination
Q: Imagine you are trap in a room with 8 hungry tigers. How do you survive?
A: Stop Imagining!
The Name
Q: whats the stupidest name
A: Your Name First name : Your Last name : Name
Plane Crash
Q: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?
A: nowhere because you don't bury survivors
Old,bid Bowling Balls
Q: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?
A: Give it to elephants to play marbles with it.
Boat Ride
Q: There was a boat and there was 2 dads and 1 son,actually there was 2 sons wheres the other son?
A: the 1st dad is the dads dad so he's a dad and his son is a son and a dad to the other son.
What Is It?
Q: I have a big head, two big noses, three blue eyes, four small ears, five wide mouthes. What is it?
A: "I"
Greater Than God
Q: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil,the poor have it, the rich need it, if you eat it, you will die?
A: help me!!! don't know the answer!!!
Living Man
Q: can a living man in the USA be baried in Canida.
A: no because he is alive. and cant be bruuied.