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Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT

Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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What Is

Q: what is up and down but not air

A: the sky

Use Your Imagination

Q: Imagine you are trap in a room with 8 hungry tigers. How do you survive?

A: Stop Imagining!

The Name

Q: whats the stupidest name

A: Your Name First name : Your Last name : Name

Plane Crash

Q: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?

A: nowhere because you don't bury survivors

Impossible

Q: forwards its heavy, backwards its not

A: ton

Old,bid Bowling Balls

Q: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?

A: Give it to elephants to play marbles with it.

Boat Ride

Q: There was a boat and there was 2 dads and 1 son,actually there was 2 sons wheres the other son?

A: the 1st dad is the dads dad so he's a dad and his son is a son and a dad to the other son.

SPELLING

Q: How do you spell mississssippi?

A: M I S S I S S I P P I

What Is It?

Q: I have a big head, two big noses, three blue eyes, four small ears, five wide mouthes. What is it?

A: "I"

Greater Than God

Q: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil,the poor have it, the rich need it, if you eat it, you will die?

A: help me!!! don't know the answer!!!

Living Man

Q: can a living man in the USA be baried in Canida.

A: no because he is alive. and cant be bruuied.

Word On Word

Q: What word that people had always pronounce it wrong?

A: WRONG

Ten-Pound Notes

Q: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

A: Because there are more of them!

Weep For My Death

Q: I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. What am I?

A: I am an Onion.

Sad Thing

Q: I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

A: A Candle