Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
8 Cats
Q: There were 8 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat, after the one cat jumped out of the boat, there 0 cats in the boat. How could that be?
A: Because the other 7 were copy cats
Cow Country
Q: the Rockies aren't the stones you'd have to get over at this Cow Country clash. What is it?
A: don't know
St Ives
Q: As I was walking to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits Kit, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St.Ives?
A: One... There was only one person going to St.Ives. You
Darkess?
Q: A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?
A: The man turns on the light.
Quick, No Time!
Q: My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
A: I am a candle.
Suicide, But How?
Q: There were 3 kids who went to the place where a guy hung himself. They're not sure why, but some how he hung himself ( some information for you...he is still there hanging ). There was no furniture except a stool, but there was a deep puddle of water and a rope about 8 feet above it where the guy hung. How did the man hang himself?
A: He stood on a stool, which was on an ice cube / the water before it was melted, then kicked the stool away and eventually, the ice melted.
Spiders And Highways
Q: How does a spider safely cross a highway???
A: Take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. (There is no 'F' in way!)
Whats Inside
Q: it is small but deadly it tells the time but it is wrong what is it?
A: a time bomb every one dies in the end
Where Can?
Q: Where can you find a city with no houses, a forest with no trees, and streets with no cars?
A: A map.
Use Your Imagination
Q: Imagine you are trap in a room with 8 hungry tigers. How do you survive?
A: Stop Imagining!
The Name
Q: whats the stupidest name
A: Your Name First name : Your Last name : Name
Plane Crash
Q: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?
A: nowhere because you don't bury survivors
Old,bid Bowling Balls
Q: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?
A: Give it to elephants to play marbles with it.