Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Four Way Stop
Q: Four cars come to a four way stop and they go at the same time causing a fatal crash. Where do you bury the survivors?
A: Nowhere because you can not bry survivors.
100 Animals
Q: buy exactly 100 animals with exactly 100 dollars your cows are $10 apiece your pigs are $3 apiece and your ducks are $.50 apiece
A: 5 cows =$50 1 pig =$3 94 ducks =$47 -- -- 100 $100
Truth Be Told
Q: In order to go on you need it, in order to leave you must lose it, in order to survive you must protect it, it is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?
A: Life
What Makes Me Tick
Q: I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool
A: The Nike Symbol
What Am I?
Q: I first travell with 4, then 2 , then 3. what am i?
A: I am a human. I crawl with two legs and two arms. Then i walk with two legs, then i use two lesg and a walking stick.
A Tricky One
Q: What happens in every month of the season except summer, and happens in nighttime but never daytime.
A: The letter "N". Its in the middle of the word month and its not in the word summer. Also its in the word nighttime but not in the word daytime :)
8 Cats
Q: There were 8 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat, after the one cat jumped out of the boat, there 0 cats in the boat. How could that be?
A: Because the other 7 were copy cats
Cow Country
Q: the Rockies aren't the stones you'd have to get over at this Cow Country clash. What is it?
A: don't know
St Ives
Q: As I was walking to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits Kit, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St.Ives?
A: One... There was only one person going to St.Ives. You
Darkess?
Q: A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?
A: The man turns on the light.
Quick, No Time!
Q: My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
A: I am a candle.
Suicide, But How?
Q: There were 3 kids who went to the place where a guy hung himself. They're not sure why, but some how he hung himself ( some information for you...he is still there hanging ). There was no furniture except a stool, but there was a deep puddle of water and a rope about 8 feet above it where the guy hung. How did the man hang himself?
A: He stood on a stool, which was on an ice cube / the water before it was melted, then kicked the stool away and eventually, the ice melted.