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Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT

Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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How Many Ducks

Q: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?

A: There are 4 diagram: x x x x

What

Q: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911?

A: 911HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE WHOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha.

Cat Burrys

Q: A cat is burrying a soil . Can you tell this sentence in one word . A!A!A!A1A!a! Ok a clue - that word is very famous and is the company of a chocolate in india and in the world

A: CADBOURYS - When you spell it it means that sentence only

Cowboy

Q: A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?

A: The horses name is Wednesday or Saturday

2x2

Q: how many of each animal did abraham take on the ark

A: none, noah did

Weight

Q: how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?

A: his son got married

What Is It

Q: the man who built it doesnt need it the man who sells it doesnt use it the man who bought it doesnt know it

A: it is a coffin

The Cowboy

Q: a cowbboy rode to a hotel on friday. stayed 2 days and left on friday.how is that possible

A: his horse was named friday

Weird Has This Been Done?

Q: you're confused and i am to what to the world this thing could do?

A: a riddle

21 Eyes

Q: I have 21 eyes but cannot see. What am I?

A: A Dice. 1+2+3+4+5+6=21

Monkeys At The Zoo

Q: A women shot all the monkys at the zoo, everybody saw him but nobody did anything did anything about it. Why?

A: Click Click He was a photographer.

What Do You Call

Q: What do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?

A: Ugly.

Cabin Death

Q: in a cabin in a forest the windows are broken and the glass fell on the inside. three people lay dead. what caused the death

A: the cabin is a cabin in a plane and the plane had crashed in the forest therefore the people had died

Man In The Mask

Q: there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?

A: the catcher and the umpire

Walk In The Woods

Q: I went in the woods and I found it. Once I found it I searched for it. The longer I had it the less I liked it, so I took it home in my hand. What is it?

A: A splinter.