Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Black As Pitch
Q: While driving home after work, I ran into this problem. A whole village had been painted black; the roads, pavement, buildings, shrubs, and everything that didn't move had been painted pitch black. On top of that, my car's headlights weren't working, no moon could be seen, and power was out in the area, so there were no street or house lights at all. At that very moment, I entered a curve where a solid black dog (dumb as a rock, so not smart enough to dodge the approaching car) was sitting in the road. He had his back to me, so there was not even a glimmer in his eyes, yet I was able to swerve round him easily and without any danger. How was this possible?
A: It was 2:00 in the afternoon!
I Run
Q: I run, though I have no legs to be seen. I possess no heat, though I do have steam. I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still he me shout. What am I?
A: A Waterfall
ACowboys Trip
Q: A cowboy named Rough rode on his horse to the great cactus.He rode his on his horse Thursday,and got back on Sunday to his ranch.How did the cowboy get back to his ranch?
A: He rode on his horse Sunday.
Confusing
Q: A man rode his horse into town, on Friday. It took him 1 day to get there and he took a 1 day break. The next day was Thursday, how can this be?
A: His horse's name is Friday!!!!!
A Gray House
Q: In a one story, gray house every thing is gray. The kitchen is gray, the bedrooms are gray, the bathroom is gray. What color are the stairs?
A: There are no stairs. It's a one story house.
What Am I?
Q: I run but never walk, I have a bed but never sleep, I have a mouth but never speak. What am I?
A: A River
In The Grocery Store
Q: In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter?s only husband?s mother-in-law?s only mother-in-law. Who was she?
A: Sal?s mother. (His son-in-law?s mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal?s mother.)
What Makes Polar Bears White
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: I dont know, help me figure it out :-)
Four Legs And A Back
Q: What is it that has four legs And one back, Yet can't walk?
A: It is a chair.
Come In
Q: I am someone you use everyday. You always walk in it. what am I?
A: a door
I Said His Name
Q: Thier once was a man on Mayberry street who kept his clothes all nice and neet he tilted his hat an drew his cane in this riddle I said his name.
A: andrew
Potato
Q: A mother with 3 children has one potato. She wants to feed all her children equally how does she do it without useing fractions?
A: She makes mashed potatos.