Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
The Wrong Answer
Q: What eleven letter word does everyone spell incorrectly
A: Incorrectly
Share The Apples !
Q: There are four girls, and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple, Yet one apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?
A: One girl took the basket. She took the last apple while it was in the basket.
Barber's Door
Q: A sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves". Does the barber shave himself?
A: There is no answer; it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work.
A Riddle Most 1year Old Know, But Most Adults Dont
Q: What is more evil the the devil what is more hot than the sun whats more darker than black itself what is more larger than space?
A: n o t h i n g nothing
Not Your Brother
Q: You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
A: long hair It's your sister!
Family
Q: I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?
A: Im their daughter!
Cry Baby
Q: cry baby You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
A: i´m an onion
If You Have Three Oranges
Q: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
A: the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)
Foes Attack!
Q: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?
A: Pawns in a chess game!
How And Why?
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people can't have it.What I'm I?
A: Nothing. poor people have nothing.Rich people don't want nothing.
Ball Through The Water
Q: In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?
A: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.