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Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT

Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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A Riddle Most 1year Old Know, But Most Adults Dont

Q: What is more evil the the devil what is more hot than the sun whats more darker than black itself what is more larger than space?

A: n o t h i n g nothing

Not Your Brother

Q: You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?

A: long hair It's your sister!

Jdksd

Q: d[sd'[sd]

A: f[d[

Key Or Not??

Q: what has 150 keys and gets connected?

A: a computer keyboard!

Family

Q: I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?

A: Im their daughter!

Cry Baby

Q: cry baby You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?

A: i´m an onion

If You Have Three Oranges

Q: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

A: the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)

Foes Attack!

Q: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?

A: Pawns in a chess game!

How And Why?

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people can't have it.What I'm I?

A: Nothing. poor people have nothing.Rich people don't want nothing.

The Alphabet

Q: How many 'u's are in the alphabet?

A: 3(u and w)

Ball Through The Water

Q: In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?

A: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.

City Of Danger

Q: Which is the most dangerous city?

A: electricity

How Many Ducks

Q: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?

A: There are 4 diagram: x x x x

What

Q: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911?

A: 911HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE WHOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha.

Cat Burrys

Q: A cat is burrying a soil . Can you tell this sentence in one word . A!A!A!A1A!a! Ok a clue - that word is very famous and is the company of a chocolate in india and in the world

A: CADBOURYS - When you spell it it means that sentence only