@jeffalo

i am under the impression im actually too dumb to use an iphone

funny how now you can't use the word “tapestry” innocuously, it belongs to chatgpt

i wanna go home

you don't fully realize how awesome water is untill you haven't had any for 50 hours lol

my immune system cooked:

my immune system is cooked:

thanks for all the messages, we good. probably <3

just in moderate pain.

in the hospital lol

what are your opinions on people having accounts on wasteof for the pure purpose of advertising their own website that is a direct clone of wasteof?

only og wasteof users remember when we accidently hacked nasa

kinda wish i spent my spring break more effectively lol

arc + raycast + applescript

linktree is worth $1.3b and has over 200 employees.

discord with roughly 30 million daily users getting 1.4 billion views on their video is pretty funny

oopsies i got a bruise

rome has never been this brightly lit