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@kiwi

wasteof’s secretary of state and resident "ok k.o.! let's be heroes" hyperfixator | https://kiwi2.straw.page | https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
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hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

Mar 22, 2025, 12:33 AM
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i suffered through an insane demon platformer level today in geometry dash, and was so proud when i completed it because it was my first insane demon… only to refresh the page and find out that the difficulty had been downgraded during the time i wasted playing the level.

so that’s 1 hour and 14 minutes of my life i’ll never get back. :)))))))))))))))))

Apr 28, 2024, 11:19 PM
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undertale contains the most hilarious steam game description i’ve ever read

Apr 28, 2024, 2:58 AM
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been inserting more non-gumball characters into gumball scenes, this is quite fun

Apr 28, 2024, 2:29 AM
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thanks to popular demand, my free waffle giveaway program is back! just ask, and you’ll get at least one in return!

🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

please… please just take the waffles. i have a never-ending closet full of them that i need to clear out. don’t ask.

Apr 28, 2024, 1:33 AM
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fun fact: any random character, regardless of artstyle, can be inserted into a scene from the amazing world of gumball and it’ll blend in perfectly.

Apr 26, 2024, 4:49 PM
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why do these guys always dash home as fast as possible every single day so that they can watch some dumb show where some yellow squiggly text appears on a blue background?

Apr 26, 2024, 4:01 PM
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i came up with a funny wasteof easter egg idea - it’s called “plakeof money”

it’s basically a series of 10 pre-made plake levels which you have to complete in order, but instead of blue lines, the platforms are randomly-selected posts by people on wasteof that you’re following. also the player icon is whatever your profile picture is.

pls make this real jeffalo it’d be so fun

Apr 25, 2024, 7:00 PM
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the thousand year door looks cool, should i get it when it comes out?

(the only prior experience i have with a paper mario game is the origami king, and it was one of the best nintendo games i’ve played imo)

never-before-seen lost footage of everyone on scratch being okay with f4f happening

cold give: codubee is the best scratch team member

Apr 25, 2024, 4:21 PM
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when i get old and die, can someone please play the rainbow road 3ds theme at my funeral

this @minikiwigeek2 guy is a little creepy, whenever i log into wasteof he’s always active. like, i’ve never seen him inactive when i’m logged in. what’s up with this guy?!

i tend to put more dumb stuff here, if you want somewhat deep thoughts from me go here instead

https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/31544054/comments

Apr 24, 2024, 2:48 PM
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sayonara tiktok, may your stupidity not carry over to this website as well.

Apr 24, 2024, 2:51 AM
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how to wasteof

step 1.) go to wasteof.money

step 2.) sign up

step 3.) make funny post

step 4.) yell at jeffalo to give you verified

step 5.) ???

step 6.) profit

step 7.) repeat steps 3-6 as necessary

for legal reasons, i should clarify that this post is a joke. please disregard step 4.

Apr 24, 2024, 12:41 AM
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