@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
why do these guys always dash home as fast as possible every single day so that they can watch some dumb show where some yellow squiggly text appears on a blue background?
i came up with a funny wasteof easter egg idea - it’s called “plakeof money”
it’s basically a series of 10 pre-made plake levels which you have to complete in order, but instead of blue lines, the platforms are randomly-selected posts by people on wasteof that you’re following. also the player icon is whatever your profile picture is.
pls make this real jeffalo it’d be so fun
the thousand year door looks cool, should i get it when it comes out?
(the only prior experience i have with a paper mario game is the origami king, and it was one of the best nintendo games i’ve played imo)
when i get old and die, can someone please play the rainbow road 3ds theme at my funeral
this @minikiwigeek2 guy is a little creepy, whenever i log into wasteof he’s always active. like, i’ve never seen him inactive when i’m logged in. what’s up with this guy?!
i tend to put more dumb stuff here, if you want somewhat deep thoughts from me go here instead
how to wasteof
step 1.) go to wasteof.money
step 2.) sign up
step 3.) make funny post
step 4.) yell at jeffalo to give you verified
step 5.) ???
step 6.) profit
step 7.) repeat steps 3-6 as necessary
for legal reasons, i should clarify that this post is a joke. please disregard step 4.
i'm not the only one who has the social media folder on their phone labeled as "mental health ruiners", right?
so that they can make money, obviously.
i rly hate when im watching tv and there are like 2 second adverts for random stuff that is really annoying and i just dont care abt the ad but ive gotta go through the whole thing anyway - like i wish the channel would just give me a break and not have a single ad at all - i mean they do exist right?? so why do i have to keep getting ads??
