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@kiwi

wasteof’s secretary of state and resident "ok k.o.! let's be heroes" hyperfixator | https://kiwi2.straw.page | https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
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hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

Mar 22, 2025, 12:33 AM
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this @minikiwigeek2 guy is a little creepy, whenever i log into wasteof he’s always active. like, i’ve never seen him inactive when i’m logged in. what’s up with this guy?!

i tend to put more dumb stuff here, if you want somewhat deep thoughts from me go here instead

https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/31544054/comments

Apr 24, 2024, 2:48 PM
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sayonara tiktok, may your stupidity not carry over to this website as well.

Apr 24, 2024, 2:51 AM
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how to wasteof

step 1.) go to wasteof.money

step 2.) sign up

step 3.) make funny post

step 4.) yell at jeffalo to give you verified

step 5.) ???

step 6.) profit

step 7.) repeat steps 3-6 as necessary

for legal reasons, i should clarify that this post is a joke. please disregard step 4.

Apr 24, 2024, 12:41 AM
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found_footage.mp4

i'm not the only one who has the social media folder on their phone labeled as "mental health ruiners", right?

i’m nominating this for the best forum post of all time award

Apr 22, 2024, 9:01 PM
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so that they can make money, obviously.

i rly hate when im watching tv and there are like 2 second adverts for random stuff that is really annoying and i just dont care abt the ad but ive gotta go through the whole thing anyway - like i wish the channel would just give me a break and not have a single ad at all - i mean they do exist right?? so why do i have to keep getting ads??

please rise for the wasteof national anthem

i looked into helldivers 2 for the first time today

i gotta say, this looks quite fun

a wasteof podcast wasn’t something i was expecting, but it sounds really cool. looking forward to the first episode!

Introducing: wasteof.live

The new wasteof.money podcast with other members in the community!

Website: https://wasteof.live

Discord: https://discord.gg/TkzQGcttum

Apr 22, 2024, 12:30 AM
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i suddenly remembered the existence of this one preschooler show which i’ve never actually watched, but i enjoyed everything outside of the show greatly when i was actually the intended target audience

if i ever decide to watch it for the first time as a funni joke and turn my thoughts into a youtube video (which will most likely not be happening), this will probably be the thumbnail

Apr 21, 2024, 9:01 PM
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tried staring at a wall for four seconds

am scarred for life now

if you stare at a wall for over 3 seconds you start hearing it whisper scary things

Apr 21, 2024, 8:26 PM
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why yes, i am.

Apr 21, 2024, 5:02 PM
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