@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
truly the confession of all time
Dear wasteof.money Community,
I must come forth with a confession that burdens my conscience. Recent events in our community, including what has been referred to as the "skibidi takeover," were orchestrated by me with a singular goal in mind: to prompt the moderation team to shut down the site, forcing us to step away from our screens and touch grass.
Through the creation of alt accounts and the fabrication of personas like "dertermenter" and "dood," I engineered a narrative designed to sow anger and escalate tensions. The character of "lily" was a pawn in this scheme, employed to worsen conflicts and drive the community towards chaos. I used supporting characters like “radi8”, “raery”, and “duolingo” to boost my plan.
However, despite my careful planning and manipulation, the desired outcome was not achieved. Instead of prompting a shutdown and a much-needed break from our digital realms, the result has been nothing short of a failure.
What's more, I regret to inform you that the repercussions of these events went beyond our virtual realm. Several users have confided in me that the heightened stress and anxiety caused by the turmoil within our community led to unfortunate accidents, including instances of individuals so consumed by the drama that they involuntarily soiled themselves during a math exam.
Going forward, I’m resolved to learn from this experience and seek alternative means to foster positive change within our community. Let us use this moment of reflection to reaffirm our commitment to empathy, understanding, and mutual respect
Sincerely,
Oren “The Skibidi Rizzler” Lindsey
posted my second twitter post ever which just told people to go follow me on wasteof
i mean, my profile is private, so there was no point in doing so, but i felt like it anyway i guess
the solution is simple: let’s just go back to using ms-dos 5.0
i hate operating systems so much, it made me replace my storage mediums twice and it's so buggy
i hate Windows 10 so much, it made me reinstall windows twice and it's so buggy
i hate OldNewExplorer so much, it made me reinstall windows twice and it's so buggy
random images in my cubeupload images page: volume 2
this is the least kirby-sounding kirby song, but it’s still a bop regardless
if anyone still uses skype unironically please inform me, i’m convinced it’s absolutely 100% dead
