“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
…aaaaaaaaand i bought it
finally, a post from me on wasteof.money in which i actually waste money :3
there’s also a new virus going around called windows 11. to fix it, install linux
Chat there is a virus going around called system 32. If you find it in your system, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Disclaimer, this is a joke, deleting system 32 is a bad idea. I am not responsible for any damage of infrastructure that may result from deleting system 32.
finally watched asdfmovie
yes i know i’m over a decade late for this, i’m always late to stuff :P
here’s the waffles you were supposed to get
…and since i messed up, i’ll throw in a few hundred more, and i’ll add some pancakes too!
(if i owe anyone compensation pancakes/waffles comment here)
watched the wild robot in theaters today (it came out in australia early, which conveniently overlapped with my little vacation)
not entirely sure how to explain it, but it’s good! good in a way i wasn’t initially expecting, but still good nonetheless. though if you’re trying to waste money, it probably isn’t worth your time since it’s actually worth paying for.
i give it 9 kiwi points out of 10 :)
wanna hear a joke?
my ex-wife still misses me…
…but her aim is getting better!
…her aim is getting better!
…you see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible…
possible hot take (idk what people think of this): square profile pictures > circle profile pictures
“cards against humanity suing spacex for invading their land” was not a sentence i was expecting to read today