@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
this truly is the wasteof moment of all time
She said yes!!! I have a gf now 
:)))
I think I'm going to ask her tomorrow :3
I was going to post Danny Devito heron but I have something else weighing on me before funny drawing
I have a good friend who I like and want to ask out/to be my gf but I'm worried about ruining our friendship, especially over summer. She's going to go to a different school after summer and then I have no idea what's going to happen :((( I don't know what to do
so discord’s finally acknowledged their mistake and they’ve released a very moving formal apology.
discord with roughly 30 million daily users getting 1.4 billion views on their video is pretty funny
we did it guys, we finally found the long-lost brother of that guy from peep and the big wide world
Check out what I made. His name is squimpy. He's the blender logo characterfied 3D modeled. My friend @adventuremase made him and I made this model.
His eye is rigged lol
if anyone is using the new april fools minecraft snapshot, jumping into the void in the potato dimension triggers the best part of the entire update
i won’t elaborate. just try it, you won’t regret it :)
they always asked “can it run doom?” but they never asked “can it run wasteof?”
greetings wasteof! what you are reading is what i believe to be the first ever wasteof post from minecraft!
https://u.cubeupload.com/MiniKiwiGeek/Udi1gi.png
unfortunately, images can’t be linked directly :( but hey, text works!
now, i did have to use windows a little to save a screenshot and to specify where it was saved, but i got it uploaded through cubeupload!
i assume i’m the first to do this, but if this has been done before lemme know.
asked dall-e to make an image of a potential gumball episode that contains a crossover with scratch…
uh… well… it made something.
the forumer’s dictionary
helpful phrases we have to use because scratch’s policies are kind of dumb and also because why not
the external service or the purple app = discord
tolors = the official list of rejected suggestions
at = advanced topics
browser extensions = scratch addons
that social media thing that scratcher made = either referring to meower or wasteof.money. neither of which you’re supposed to mention on scratch
* = someone tried to say a bad word on the forums and the filter got rid of it
tfh = the forum helpers
tfh sa = the forum helpers special actions
the support convention = a means of approving or disapproving of suggestions. it’s kind of controversial and not recommended by most longtime forumers
ocular = a great website that lets you search up forum posts and set statuses.
dupe = everyone keeps spamming this on the forums. i don’t get it, what’s the big deal!?!??!?
scratchdb = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes
cubeupload = that thing that people like to yell about because of its frequent downtimes
necropost = when you post on a dead topic so you can say something funny (generally regarded as bad)
contact us = the thing people say to use when they can’t help with something
bbcode = markdown but better
evil kumquats = it’s a long story
mineral fish = also a long story
tbgs = text based games forums, which are like discuss scratch but it’s more fun and dead
siggy = used to host evil kumquat jokes
using the /followers trick, it is possible to see a now-deleted scratch account with the username of “scratchaddons”. it even has the logo and everything. it must have been deleted by the st or the account owner before it was able to gain any attention, because it has zero followers.
weird.
