Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh... 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
this “wasteof awards” thing is such a scam. i’ve been waiting for TWO WHOLE YEARS now and they still haven’t been released?! what’s the holdup? why is it taking so long?!? will the wasteof awards EVER release? 
66th place ain’t bad! :D
thought i’d never sign up for reddit and i was ok with that
then i realized that r/boxboy exists
you can send me internet points at old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2
top users, 2021 vs 2024
users still on top users:
jeffalo
f4f (moved to wynd)
willy (renamed to wuilly)
rens2
lankybox01 (moved to nebulous, which is still visible on top users through “see more” on alpha; user is banned)
i feel like wasteof is the internet equivalent of those old towns from several years ago where everybody living there actually knew each other and regularly engaged in friendly conversation with one another
Wasteof posts are like an art - some posts are hits, others are misses, and some others are stolen.
so it turns out it’s disallowed to use stereo madness in russia without proper permission :D
boxboy.wiki is a very good website that teaches you all about the greatest video game of all time
replace “mr. montgomery” with “@kiwi”, and you just described how i’m out of wasteof post ideas