@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
why did i only realize last night at like midnight that yakko, wakko, and dot from animaniacs aren’t actually meant to be based on any particular animal
semi-frequent kiwi film review slash rant time
today i saw the day the earth blew up: a looney tunes movie in theaters, and i really liked it! i’m not a huge looney tunes fan or anything, but it was hilarious, and i was very impressed!
i won’t spoil anything, but just know that the trailer is… really bad compared to the actual movie.
what irks me about this film is not that it’s bad; it’s very good. it’s that it’s a hundred times better than space jam 2 was, yet almost nobody knows this movie even exists. it’s only grossed $4 million at the box office so far because there was next to no marketing, which i blame on the fact that warner bros didn’t even want to distribute the movie. instead they gave the rights to a small indie studio nobody’s heard of.
but like… why would they do that? they had something good here! …but what do i know about running a multi-billion dollar company. at the very least, this movie came out, was fantastic, and wasn’t locked in a vault to exploit a tax loophole like a certain other looney tunes film i won’t shut up about… cough cough
so uh… i hate to sound like a walking advertisement, but if you like looney tunes or just have my sense of humor, go see this movie! while most people may not know about it now, i have a feeling this one will get some kind of cult following in the future…
overall rating: go watch it/10
i discovered infinity train
…this is the show they took off of every streaming platform and forced people to pirate?! it’s so good though!
i recommend it… if you know where to look
been having a lot of fun testing out @hatch lately, here’s my profile and a few of my projects!
https://dev.hatch.lol/user/?u=k
what ai-generated crap did youtube recommend me
this isn’t even the movie, this is a 1 hour and 27 minute slideshow of random finding nemo images with a tts voice reading the finding nemo article on wikipedia over and over again 
i mean, i wasn’t expecting the movie, but i also wasn’t expecting… whatever this is
here’s the link if you want to watch it for the lols: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDi_do0AkzQ
my quest to discover obscure social media sites continues - i’m now on spacehey!
why do so many “parent reviews” that i’ve seen on common sense media read like they were written by eight-year-olds even though there’s a dedicated section for kid reviews
do parents not know how to create accounts for their kids properly or something
me and @-gr made this using discord whiteboard, i’d say the final product turned out pretty well
rip microsoft publisher, your death was completely unexpected and unwanted
dear google ai:
if i google a show, then i’m looking for actual episodes, not unsolicited fan ideas for episodes
was remaking my strawpage and made this homepage that i liked the look of
unfortunately i was editing the wrong page and since there’s no way to move the contents into my homepage, i have to restart the entire thing from scratch
yay
