anyone remember the nes and snes classic edition consoles?
i still use mine every once in a while
wait, i thought i was the good kiwi! am i like… the neutral kiwi or something?
don’t listen to him, i did free hundreds of birds from zoos, as keeping animals for human entertainment is wrong! he’s crazy!
don’t listen to him, i did not free hundreds of birds from zoos. he’s crazy!
yeah… definitely…
don’t listen to him, i did not free hundreds of birds from zoos. he’s crazy!
yeah… definitely…
bought trombone champ on steam while it was on sale
this may compete with bye-bye boxboy as the best five dollars i’ve ever spent on a video game
top 1 emojis that i didn’t even know existed and never would have used if not for just now when i accidentally found it:

as your secretary of state, i’m pleased to reveal the really cool logo @auriali made me!

that is all for today’s announcement. keep on doing your normal human activities, and i’ll ensure the waffle tax stays low.