“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
can’t wait for the suggestions forum to be overloaded with posts hating on whatever change they’re planning to make to scratch today
it will be a video game console
it will be by nintendo
it will have games
it will not be called the nintendo entertainment system, super nintendo entertainment system, nintendo 64, nintendo gamecube, wii, wii u, color tv-game, game and watch, game boy, game boy pocket, game boy color, game boy light, virtual boy, game boy advance, pokemon mini, game boy advance sp, game boy micro, nintendo ds, nintendo ds lite, nintendo dsi, nintendo dsi xl, nintendo 3ds, nintendo 3ds xl, nintendo 2ds, new nintendo 3ds, new nintendo 3ds xl, new nintendo 2ds xl, nintendo switch, nintendo switch lite, or nintendo switch - oled model
fun fact: the minecraft 10th anniversary website still exists, even though they’re now celebrating their 15th anniversary.
for some reason, i can’t seem to come up with anything funny for a wasteof post.
so i guess i should instead ask, how are you guys doing?
just got the tiktok cape, and the new world record for the shortest-lived tiktok account!


it’s funny how conveniently close this fortress is to the portal